Help-Wanted Ad Translator

[Omaha Steve]

Help-Wanted Ad Translator

This: Ability to manage multiple tasks simultaneously

Means this: You’ll be replacing three employees

[Sal Minella]

1. and the "other duties as required" phrase covers you doing the work of the boss's nephew who will

remain on the payroll while you also do his work.

[Fovea]

2. Extensive Travel required

Means you will spend months at a time on the road, having clean clothes UPS'd to your next stop by your very unhappy partner.