--Dated July 13, but still quite timely--
A posturing Groping Old Pederast hack by the name of John Boner (phonetic?)
--perhaps you've heard of him?--
is so outraged *cough* he spits out every word.
Actually he spits & slobbers with every word. Ew.
It seems to him that if we drill, drill, drill (Baby!)
probably
everywhere we'll produce enough good-ole Apple-Pied Red-blooded
"'Murrican-Made Energy" (wave Bush-desecrated, er signed, pocket flag here) to the point where we'll be absolutely golden, all our energy problems solved and gas prices down; never mind them there Big Oil corps -- they're really cupcakes!
Simple!
Yeah, that's the proper word... simple. :eyes:
Well now, Hoo...
...Rah
Moreover, the only people to blame are "the let's blame somebody else... all the (excuse making) Libruls in this House...";
but to temper his rhetoric he says that among others, 'we need to develop biofuels. And nookular.'
Oh, and "not (pose) for holy pictures".
Huh?
Anyways, there's more but I won't spoil it any more for ya.
I guess since it's been sitting under the land for millions of years (or a few thousand if yer a Christian Reich-winger) one
could call it 'Murrican Made; however 'Murrican people (maybe) will really only pump it out of the ground or seabed and "we'll", not 'they'll', sell it as crude overseas.
Or so I've been told ...yeah, by that cowpee (I've been reading Dominionist blog posts! Can you guess what they're saying? :D) Librul Media.
Now, if you agree with his speechifying, by all means vote it up;
but if you disagree... well, a one-star would sure look awfully nice
(to
this bleeding-heart Liberal at least!)
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