Stephen Colbert Christmas Special - John Legend Sings About 'Nutmeg'

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Run time: 01:09 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3TqdTAl0nI   Posted on YouTube: November 24, 2008 By YouTube Member: Views on YouTube: 0   Posted on DU: November 24, 2008 By DU Member: Hissyspit Views on DU: 2506

 
Comedy Central "Colbert Christmas: Greatest Gift" Nov. 23, 2008 - John and Stephen sing about the importance of nutmeg in your eggnog.

[Coexist]

1. the Willie Nelson skit was the funniest damn thing.

[pokerfan]

2. Little Dealer Boy

The Little Dealer Boy
Sung by: Stephen Colbert and Willie Nelson

Willie: I have no money in my coffer
No gold or silver do I bring
Nor have I precious jewels to offer
To celebrate the new born king
Yet do not spurn my gift completely
Oh ye three wise men pleased demure
Behold a plant that smokes more sweetly
Than either Frankincense or Myrrh
And like the child born in this manger
This herb is mild yet it is strong
And it brings peace to friend and stranger
Good will to men lies in this bong

Willie: And now my wonder weed is flaring
Stephen: Are you high?
Willie: Looked like that special star above
Stephen: Can it be?
Willie: Pass it around in endless sharing
Stephen: On Christmas day
Willie: And let not mankind bogart love
Stephen: You’d smoke my tree

Willie: And the wise men started toking
And ye the bud was kind
It was salvation they were smoking
And its forgiveness blew their mind

Willie: And still that wonder weed is flaring
Stephen: Are you high?
Willie: Looked like that was once above
Stephen: You’re so high
Willie: Pass it around in endless sharing
Stephen: Dude, man, dude
Willie: And let not mankind bogart love
Stephen: You’re really high, I’m going to tell your Savior

Willie: And let not mankind bogart love

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[Taverner]

4. Stephen I'm so high YOU'RE hallucinating!

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3. He's wearing a NATIONAL PARK Ranger uniform, but Colbert calls him a "forest Ranger"...

sigh....

It's two different branches of the government!

Interior= Park Service

Agriculture = Forest Service.

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5. Where'd it go?

It's no longer on Youtube either.