Wolfie Needs Love: Project For The New American Bachelor

[DeSwiss]

Run time: 01:59 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tipfQZcfk0I   Posted on YouTube: May 30, 2007 By YouTube Member: Views on YouTube: 0   Posted on DU: June 02, 2007 By DU Member: DeSwiss Views on DU: 808

 
These are dark days for Paul Wolfowitz. His girlfriend broke up with him last week, after he left his job in disgrace for getting said girlfriend a gig. That, after helping start the Iraq war...his downfall would be tragic if it weren't so completely fucking awesome.

So if it's wrong to celebrate the swift demise of a contemptible bastard, wrong me up.

(Ladies... Check him out here: www.myspace.com/paulwolfowitz43. Let the wolf howl).

Music by: Trey Stone
Sung by: Lori McClain
Shaha Riza: Beth Farmer
Paul Wolfowitz: Andy Cobb
Dog Walker/Wrangler: Nikki Cobb
Director Of Photography: Rick Ferguson
Written/Directed by: Andy Cobb

Check out Lori McClain and the Lori McClain Trio here: www.LoriMcClain.com
More Trey Stone music here: www.treystonemusic.com

[whistle]

1. Very touching, but Wolfowitz is no longer Jewish, he converted

...and even had a foreskin reattachment surgery performed when he accepted Jesus Christ into his life by the first Plastic surgeon to graduate from Pat Robertson's School of Christian Medicine. So Wolfowitz is no longer permitted to suffer.

[DeSwiss]

3. Foreskin reattachment surgery???

OMG. Why? Of course that's one way to get rid of all that extra skin from that tire around one's belly after liposuction. I assume that this "surgery" is performed by the same quacks that do those vagina reconstructions for Muslim women. Damn.

Fortunately I have no need for such a stupid procedure. Even if I were so inclined, as I retain my fore-aft-starboard-and-stern skins. I know, I know.....TMI.

Hey what can I say, I had Fundie parents who believed in keeping it REAL....

:rofl:

[acmavm]

2. Jeeze, I was just laughing myself silly. Out loud and on a roll. That is so

funny I had to send the link around right away.

[DeSwiss]

4. Yes, its worthy of at least...

...a Bloggie Video Award nomination. Eh?

[Jack Rabbit]

5. Tragic falls are supposed to be so completely fucking awesome

As Aristotle said of the great Greek tragic heroes and as Coleridge and others observed of Shakespeare's tragic heroes.

Bush, on the other hand, would be tragic if he weren't such a completely fucking ridiculous excuse for a man. Nixon was tragic. Bush is farce.

[DeSwiss]

6. And bad farce at that....

the only trouble is, its like a terrible movie we're forced to watch because we can't walk out. And Congress won't end our torture either!