What I Learned At The Creation Museum

[matthewf]

Run time: 00:21 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrDpquig_3g   Posted on YouTube: June 10, 2007 By YouTube Member: Views on YouTube: 0   Posted on DU: June 10, 2007 By DU Member: matthewf Views on DU: 3377

 
Happy Sunday DU.
Hope you like today's cartoon!

[shenmue]

1. Hysterical!

"The dinosaur was so mad that he became a carnivore!"

:rofl:

[Mz Pip]

2. Pretty much sums it up!

:rofl:

Mz Pip
:dem:

[GeneCosta]

3. k&r

haha

[aaronbees]

4. LOL, now that explains everything .... eom

:D

[Bucky]

5. "Yabba-dabba fruit!"

And here I was thinking that the Dobsons were the modern stone age family...

[Kurovski]

6. That sounds like Stuart's voice.

Stuart from Mad tv. Can't think of the actor's name, and I'm too tired to google.

[BulletproofLandshark]

8. Michael McDonald

[Kurovski]

9. Thank you!

He's so talented, it was downright negligent of me to not state his name.

[usregimechange]

7. rofl I need air!

[happygoluckytoyou]

10. I VISITED THE BIBLE MUSEUM AND YOU ARE WRONG!!!!

THERE WAS A LOT TO LEARN AT THE MUSEUM...

The Gay Room.... where we learned about the Priests Adam and Steve

The I-may-be-gay-but-im-no-lesbian room... where we learn about Mary and Poe (isnt she a teletubby) and Mary's Spectacular Conception

The Abortion Room... where god kill the abortion doctors

The Stand-up Room... where a priest, a monk, and a rabbi, walk in...

The Cafeteria... where church's chicken are served up with a side of wine and buttered wafer
top it off with The Mel Gibson, mile high ham sandwich

The Priestly Gift Shop... where boys pants are half off

The Porn Room... where the guy who plays Adam explains the Big Bang Theory to Eve

The Jewish Quarter... which is all that the Jewish people donated for this museum

The 3 Wise Men Room... sorry... they were to wise to attend this event

The Delivery Room... where you can be born again, and again, and again, until you get it right

The President Bush Room... coloring book bible, no pull-outs though, you may be there for 50 years

The Debate Room... various speakers of the far-right debate why the reasons for THEIR divorces don't count as sins

The Adam and Eve Pond... complete with loofah from the Bill O'reily visit

The Jurassic ARK... complete with 2 of each species, even the ones we have driven to extinction to build a mall...
The ARK is a bit bigger than defined in the OLD bible, to accommodate the dinosaurs


I HAD A WONDERFUL TIME AND WILL NOW SEND THEM 20% OF ALL OF MY FUTURE INCOME SO THEY CAN CONTINUE THIS FANTASTIC WORK

[calimary]

14. Pretty funny! Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[matthewf]

11. thanks

thanks for all the nice comments everyone!

[calimary]

12. Welcome to DU!

What goes into the minds of some of these people?

Glad you're here!

Now get to work.

[anotherCTliberal]

13. Absolutely brilliant!

This is a keeper!

[LeftyMcDemocrat]

15. I love this bible verse

I believe it's Luke 7 verse 11 which states

"And low Jesus did use the bird's beak to mix cement, and the cement was mixeth good."

something like that.

good work