White Guys Who Have a Tantrum Every Day

[Perry Logan]

Run time: 09:59 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOb-lRC_2W4   Posted on YouTube: July 08, 2007 By YouTube Member: Views on YouTube: 0   Posted on DU: July 08, 2007 By DU Member: Perry Logan Views on DU: 768

 
A clip from my cable TV show. Safe for most brains.

Ignore the incorrect title which appears at the start of the clip. This was an error made by one of my assistants, who has since died horribly.

[Perry Logan]

1. 20 Great Uses for the Gun in your House

1. Settle domestic disputes
2. Settle disputes with neighbors
3. Something constructive to do while drunk/stoned
4. Hours of fun for the kids
5. Hours of fun for the neighbors' kids
6. A big help during temper tantrums
7. Chance to be judge, jury, executioner...a big man
8. Almost like having a big penis
9. Big bonanza for gun thieves
10. Surefire way to blow your dough
11. Terrify the meter man
12. Help deal with feelings of guilt, inadequacy, rage, and other honky stuff
13. Fun to fondle...and so BIG
14. "I was totally sure it wasn't loaded, Your Honor."
15. Get yourself killed in a raid, rather than merely arrested
16. You can't always be reading great literature, right?
17. Rare chance to become a murderer, get reborn as a lab animal, etc.
18. "If it's good enough for the American Nazi Party, it's good enough for me!"
19. Angry white men never screw up
20. Such a comfort when depressed