Christian Side Hug by Old Fart Rants

[Joanne98]

Run time: 07:47 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZdD8jAuVA0   Posted on YouTube: December 06, 2009 By YouTube Member: Views on YouTube: 0   Posted on DU: December 08, 2009 By DU Member: Joanne98 Views on DU: 1011

 

[YOY]

1. Now that is the first time I have seen that.

That is some bad fucking music...and they ripped the Star Wars Imperial March too.

[TlalocW]

2. The Young Turks had a great analysis of this video

The funniest part was their proposition that there's some super-Christian out there that unfortunately for him cannot control his super-fast erection when hugging, and he's less embarrassed with side hugs since he won't be poking anybody.

TlalocW

[ihavenobias]

4. Here's the link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0daJoMRm1x4

[Gman2]

3. They outta put a rubberband around their phallus, and snap it every time they have an impure thought

Then, their dick will eventually fall off.




Or, if your hand offends thee, cut it off. If your penis makes you a letch, one good slice, and problem solved. It's always about their peckers.

[Moostache]

5. I loathe people who think that crap video is a good idea...

The "holier-than-thou" crowd of "real Americans" and their delusions of America as a "Christian nation"...
The longer that we all suffer their hypocrisy (which anyone with more than three firing neurons should be aware of), and their utter nonsense, the closer we get to our eventual demise and extinction.

IF humanity cannot become collectively horrified by the people who make "Christian side-hug" a reality instead of a spoof, then it is probably better for the rest of the life forms on Earth that our time will be drastically shortened on this rock.

[mlevans]

6. I feel ill. Thanks.

[liberation]

7. I betcha there was not a single black person in that crowd...

Apparently for some white people, a couple centuries of slavery, abuse, and discrimination of blacks was just not enough... Jesus tap dancing H. Christ on a jumping pogo stick that video/song/act/whatever was just so wrong at so many levels, I wish there were a way to 'unsee' it.


Good grief, take those "rough ridas" down to your nearest ghetto and then start yelling about them rapping kids wanting to sidehugh their asses or something...

[burning rain]

8. To be fair, traditional head-on hugging can be a frightful experience.

You are apt to be grabbed by someone frisky and good-looking and held in a lengthy embrace. And that's not the half of it--that person might even feel you up. Let's have some understanding for prim Christians who break out in a cold sweat at the thought of being subjected to such horror and awfulness.