Finally, a movie worth seeing... (watch the whole thing, trust me!)

[ReverendDeuce]

Run time: 03:36 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt_tv7t79WY   Posted on YouTube: May 31, 2007 By YouTube Member: Views on YouTube: 0   Posted on DU: August 24, 2007 By DU Member: ReverendDeuce Views on DU: 1091

 
This is the first scene from Uwe Boll's new movie "Postal", based off the video game. In Uwe's own words:

The American and European people are heavily swayed by the mass media that is supporting the USA strategy of resolving these threats through war. We have quickly developed an innate self-censorship in order to survive this crazed and fragile state of existence. People are now afraid to speak their mind for fear of repercussions. If Bin Laden is a crazed fanatic, mass murderer, are we to assume that George Bush is a wonderful leader? If Moslems are perceived as terrorists, then are all Christians and Jews doing the right thing?

The world is in need of a film that is tougher in it's humorous mockery of the globe than "SOUTH PARK". The audience is ready to approach this type of satire with live actors rather than cartoons. "POSTAL" will not accept any form of censorship.

Our present political situation is intolerable. We have deranged religious fanatics on one hand and lobbyists from the oil and weapon industries on the other hand. Both sides are actively working at destroying the planet. This world is slowly dying due to global warming and pollution caused by man’s corporate greed and stupidity. If intelligent people do not stop this madness, then our grandchildren will not experience life.

"POSTAL" will insult all cultures, religions, political groups and leaders. No one will be spared. The film is intended to provoke thought, laughter and open debate. Our world is out of balance and "POSTAL" will reflect just how fucked up we are.

I see myself as a member of the world community. I have no religious affiliation. Religion has often been a catalyst for the many crimes and wars throughout history. Religion allows people the opportunity to blame their actions on a higher source. We live in a world that is sensitive to people's religious beliefs. How ironic that non-religious groups fail to receive the same level of sensitivity from the establishment.

I agree with Salman Rushdie who said a few months ago in an interview something to the affect that we don't want to hurt your feelings because you are religious.… who thinks about the daily insults non-religious people are getting? How can the President of the United States think, that Adam and Eve were created by God, but Darwin is bullshit? How can they teach this in certain American states? This is an insult to everyone with an IQ over 100!

Apart from the firemen and rescuers of 911, how about the victims of the September 11th attacks that are now being labelled as heroes? I say that they were not heroes at all. They died in a terrorist attack. They were normal people and did nothing heroic but dying an unfortunate death.

Since September 11th, more than ONE MILLION AFRICANS, JEWS and ARABS have died in terrorist's attacks, civil wars and wars. Their lives and deaths were not featured by the mass media. Does this mean that their lives had less value than the life of a NY stockbroker dying in the World Trade Centre?

It's time to wake up!
May "POSTAL" shock, stir, offend and entertain you!

[DS1]

1. I think Uwe Boll just made his last movie

which is what I said about the last movie he made





and the one before that

[Supersedeas]

6. so go predictions

[angstlessk]

2. I almost cried with delight! That has to be the funniest thing I have EVER seen!

It is like watching "the passion of the christ"!

on edit: I cannot wait till it comes out officially. I would purchase it right now if it was available. I watched the other trailers on youtube and all were equally funny... I can hardly wait. I only hope I live long enough!

[whistle]

3. Solution: declare all lobbyists as terrorists and treat them accordingly

[IndyOp]

4. Bahamas! LoL! (n/t)

[Jack Rabbit]

5. Bizarre

Grotesque, in a good way.

[sakabatou]

7. LMAO

[zanne]

8. "Well, screw this"!

Priceless.

[A HERETIC I AM]

9. "What if its only ten? And we have to share them between us?"

Damn, that's funny.

[provis99]

10. an Uwe Boll movie that actually looks good?

Seriously, I thought he was Germany's revenge for us giving the world Joel Schumacher.
On another note, what kind of guy wants virgins in paradise? I want 100 supersluts, not uptight virgins!

[ReverendDeuce]

11. I am amazed you all found this amusing...

I posted it expecting to get flamed and flamed HARD! Typically my "comedy" posts don't go over well with the crowd here. :)