Chris Crocker Responds to FOX News

[The Sushi Bandit]

Run time: 02:06 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUgS6sMWB9c   Posted on YouTube: September 15, 2007 By YouTube Member: Views on YouTube: 0   Posted on DU: September 17, 2007 By DU Member: The Sushi Bandit Views on DU: 6095

 

[Sen. Walter Sobchak]

1. there is NO WAY that guy is for real,

[cboy4]

6. Just about everything he does on his Youtube channel is satire.

He does have some honest and serious remarks about homosexuality.

But just about everything he does is for laughs.

So you're right, for the most part, he's not for real.

[idgiehkt]

14. Either way

he is brilliant and sooooo captivating. Like a breath of fresh air. :)

[Felinity]

19. I love this guy!

I felt embarrassed for him over the first video; now seeing this one I just think he's wonderful. His face is god's gift to video cameras and he sounds pretty intelligent.

Chris, best of luck to you--I hope this launches your career.:hi:

[txwhitedove]

2. Heheheh. He's got a lot of YouTube attention now, nationwide, wolrdwide...

You go, Chris!

[Crowman1979]

3. Not even gay people can stand this guy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQxXtM_3Wms

[cboy4]

5. Yea, that was quite the statesman you chose to link.

Why he looks like he could be president some day. :eyes:

Listen, the gay people who can stand "this guy" (like myself) are informed enough to understand that most everything Crocker does is satire. It's for laughs. If you read his My Space page, he explains all of this.

He is hoping to get into TV, and his strategy is to act outrageous so he stands out from millions of others who want to make it in Hollywood. It seems like a good strategy.

Do you really not know all of this?

[iaviate1]

12. Believe it or not, there are gay people who don't understand satire.

But thanks for the link. I always get a kick out of watching one tragic queen with a cigarette in his hand dis another gay man for being too gay.

[Felinity]

18. Dear Crowman1979

A belated congratulations on your appointment to the post of "Speaker For The Gays." As a heterosexual woman with only a few gay acquaintances, I am often left hanging, wondering, "What do The Gays think about Project Runway", or "Do The Gays prefer lemon or milk with black tea?

Please get back to me on those, and if it's ok with you, I'll forward my other questions to you as they come up.


Oh, and I think you'll be needing this for clarity: :sarcasm:

[Crowman1979]

21. Well actually....

I just posted this video due to Crocker being a whiney psychotic Britney fan. I'm not a spokesperson for anybody and sorry I'm not gay(cause I can't resist those large chested MILFS! LOL). But while I was a server at Embassey Suites in Montgomery, AL; the Alabama GLBT alliance were the nicest customers I met while I worked there.

I am a spokesman for kick-ass metal fans though! :D

[Felinity]

22. Peace brother!

You took that well. And made me laugh. I will forward all kick-ass metal questions to you from here-on.

For example, How many kick-ass metal fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Take your time, you're on a roll.

[Crowman1979]

23. about 100..

...headbangers and packs of lightbulbs, all of which are moshing to get to the ceiling and all of the lightbulbs being smashed over peoples heads to get to it.

[idgiehkt]

29. I watched a few seconds of that and it cracked me up

yes, let's analyze:

"How can people take her seriously when she doesn't even take her own career seriously."

Really. Harrumph.

:rofl:

[FranMonet]

4. I love Chris Crocker

You tell em . I love this guy he's great.

[Downtown Hound]

7. LEAVE CHRIS CROKER ALONE!

All you people at Fox News, you're being mean to him! You're being mean!

HE'S A HUMAN!

Leave Chris Crocker alone!

[The Sushi Bandit]

8. Dito!!

[piesRsquare]

9. I love it!

The Britney video was weird (IMO), but this is great!

[Divine Discontent]

10. Chris Chris Chris....

you poor thing...

you were so put into a state of shock, that you were delerious that day.

see, that wasn't you they were pointing at and making jokes about whether you were a boy or a girl and teasing about your Adam's Apple...

no, it was none other than...

[L0oniX]

25. Leave Ann Coulter Alone ...shes a lady ...she just had a baby and all you people do is

pick on her ....leave her alone ...shes just a working soccer mom who has to raise her kids on her own ...she can't help it that no man will f*ck her again ...shes only a broken down angel ...leave her alone ...she only says what she says because she has a brain problem so leave her alone.

[Ninja Jordan]

11. Damn that guy is scary

[idgiehkt]

13. He makes a great point

I don't know his age but he could easily pass for 17. Amazing they didn't bother to find out. I just love him, I've watched a ton of his videos. I swear if there were no gay men on this planet I'd kill myself....Diane DiMassa had a strip of a prototype heterosexual neanderthal in one of the Hothead Paisan books and it was a big thick guy wearing a T-shirt that said "Eat. Fuck. Kill." Why, why is there so much of that in the world and ony one Chris Crocker???? :cry:

[stlsaxman]

15. You tell 'em, Chris!

"How are these 'newscasters' qualified...?"

I hope they respond to this vlog... sue Rupert Murdock for EVERY PENNY he's got!

[Coexist]

16. Ann Coulter must be pissed...

now people will start talking about HER huge adam's apple again.

[Crap_in_a_Hat]

17. Way to prove your point, guy

I thought it was bad when Kevin Federline ended up doing better than Britney Spears; now this guy probably will too, if only because he can't possibly drag out his fifteen minutes as much as she has.

[derby378]

20. He's saying there will be a "problem" if FOX mentions him again?

For all you Beavis and Butt-head fans:

"I am Cornholio! Are you threatening me?"

:rofl:

[Crowman1979]

24. Seriously, Chris Crocker has some mental issues.

He needs professional help before he hurts someone or himself. And plus we all knew a long time that FoxNews journalists are a bunch lying, GOP pandering and rudely interrupting thugs. Duh!

[cboy4]

27. Riiiiiight. Chris is the one who has some mental issues.

You can't even spell the name of the place you said you used to work.

It's Embassy Suites....not "Embassey" Suites!!!!

:spray:

[idgiehkt]

28. I like his commentary on that

you should watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0VRkCF2a80

Sums it up nicely, I think.

[Crowman1979]

31. Normal is someone...

...who isn't obsessed about the no talent manufactured disney pop star, boyband and rap-rock hacks from Florida that have permeated the so-called world of music. Attention whores the whole lot em'! With the whole payola and shameless promotion that these demon spawns display on a daily basis, I'm glad they're all reaching toward the downfall of obscurity. Can't wait for some real music to return and gain the eye of the public through actual talent, bringing a new perspective on society and in exposing the corruptions in our society. Bottom line: Chris Crocker needs to get a life!

Maybe Bill Hicks explains this better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRkA6zugNMQ

[closeupready]

26. Crocker is hilarious!

:D Go, Chris! :yourock:

[The Sushi Bandit]

30. I like his make-up

Very trans-gender!