Best Redneck Prayer EVER

[Grassy Knoll]

Run time: 01:10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J74y88YuSJ8   Posted on YouTube: July 24, 2011 By YouTube Member: Paulk9pg Views on YouTube: 85822   Posted on DU: July 25, 2011 By DU Member: Grassy Knoll Views on DU: 5084

 

[Taverner]

1. Better than this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A0-u85aAYg

[Skip_In_Boulder]

5. That is pretty good!!!

[SkyDaddy7]

17. That was a Republican Family Prayer! nt.

[Tiggeroshii]

2. Straight from Ricky Bobby...

I don't know what it says about a serious preacher to use that movie at an actual race. But either way it's pretty funny.

[Skip_In_Boulder]

3. "We want to thank you tonight"

Looked to me as if it was pretty clearly daytime there.

[sasquuatch55]

4. YaY 'Merica, Yay Jebus, WOO HOO!!!! KAAAAAACK!! nt

nt

[janedum]

6. That is so ignorant, I had to turn it off.

[janedum]

7. Why do rednecks keep breeding?

[Plucketeer]

9. 'cuz Geesus loves 'em!

His werks THRIVE 'mongst tha ignurant!

[HopeHoops]

16. What I don't understand is how asswipes like that ever get laid to begin with.

[svpadgham]

20. Just a reminder...

women can also be fucking stupid. It's like that saying "I'm not fucking stupid, but I would."

[raouldukelives]

8. He forgot to thank him for the climate change

Brought about by the vast amounts of oil we squander.

[damntexdem]

10. Boogedy boogedy boogedy?

I didn't know that was supposed to come before 'amen.'

;-)

And some of those drivers seemed to be having hard times keeping straight faces.

[icarusxat]

12. this is the reason many people renounce christianity

I know he's got me re-thinking a lot of things

[CTyankee]

24. "smokin' hot wife"!

I think the heat got to him...

[colorado_ufo]

11. I never heard someone say grace

over cars before.

:crazy:

[AlbertCat]

15. I never heard someone say grace... over cars before.

Cars that Jesus....not technology and science.... brought there that night.

What would Jesus drive??? A Ford Ass?

double :crazy: :crazy:

[DearAbby]

27. Dayum Rite he wood....

wiff hiz goodyar tirez Boogedy boogedy boogedy Amen.

[midnight]

13. Shake and Bake....

[mlevans]

14. Cain't hardly improve on that.

[BobbyBoring]

18. I didn't hear

Thanks for the bail out of the American auto industry that kept forin homo cars out of the grate race!

[svpadgham]

21. They drive Toyotas in NASCAR.

In fact he mentioned it in the prayer.

[underpants]

19. I thought it was really funny

:rofl:

[svpadgham]

22. I kind of like it.

It shows that as a pastor he doesn't take religion too seriously. Kind of reminds me of Father Ted.

[spooked911]

23. exactly-- I like someone who doesn't take religion too seriously

[JAnthony]

25. "Thankyou for my smoking hot wife" Jesus!

These people are NUTS!

[DainBramaged]

26. What he did was make a mockery of all the phony ass preachers before every race

Jesus doesn't give two shits through the eye of a needle about NASCAR or it's corporate sponsors. Jesus is concerned with way more important stuff (so they tell us) and this preacher proved how absurd the 'invocation' and phony bullshit patriotism is before every race.


We who watch turn the invocations off and switch channels. God doesn't belong in NASCAR, but the corporate assholes running it think the great unwashed masses (who they think watch) do care.


Tey're wrong. NO OTHER SPORT asks God's blessing before the game, they know better.