Please join me in surrendering to Lord Cheney.

[Philosoraptor]

I know that Lord Cheney has gotten a lot of slack lately, some from me personally, but I hereby retract every bad thing I ever said or thought about the Supreme Overlord of the Universe, Lord Cheney.

I know that a terrible catastrophe is just around the corner and that all of our rights will soon be stripped away and many of us will be rounded up and thrown into concentration camps, but I just want Lord Cheney to know that I've been on his side all along, and I will offer no resistance whatsoever when he conquers Earth.

I renounce all my previous bad habits and thought crimes, I will do my best to rat out and inform on anyone who is not on board the New American Century bandwagon.

I want to survive and benefit from the tragedy that is about to occur in the former United States of America, and I want to be on the winning team, not with a bunch of bothersome constitutionalists or goody two shoes wimps, I fully support Lord Cheney and I wish to prove my undying, eternal loyalty to him and his precious family.

I've been keeping a list of all the dangerous liberals who hang out here at DU and I've already submitted their names to Lord Cheney for re-locating and re-educating. I can fill whole slave camps with the names I have, and I have no sentimentality when it comes to punishing those who don't comply with Lord Cheney's edicts.

There are many, many of us here who secretly worship and adore his majesty Lord Cheney, we've been dutifully and quietly undermining the enemy from within with republican style stealth and covertness, and the glorious time of revelation is at hand, when we can hold our heads high again and place our boots on the throats of the liberal swine who dare to get in our way.

So please spare me and my family Lord Cheney, and you will find a loyal and thankful servant. I want to avoid torture at all costs, even if it means turning in members of my own immediate family. God bless you and keep you Lord Cheney, I fall prostrate at your mighty feet and kiss them with sensual abandon. May you rule for a thousand years, may you prosper and profit, may you grow fatter and meaner. All hail Lord Cheney! Death to all who oppose him in his glorious quest to conquer the universe!

Phil 'the mole' Osoraptor.

[PVnRT]

1. What the hell is this about?

n/t

[Skidmore]

2. OMG! You're one of those lizard people, aren't you?

Who knew?

:hide:

[Philosoraptor]

3. Don't think I haven't alerted YOU to Lord Cheney.

You are among the top ten.

[spinbaby]

4. I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

All hail Darth Cheney!

[Philosoraptor]

5. It's best to surrender and avoid the inevitable bloodbath.

[Dr.Phool]

6. Just to update your list of libruls......

My real name is Skinner.

:hide:

[SammyWinstonJack]

14. ...

:spray:

[Virginia Dare]

7. Done, and awaiting further instructions...

Oh, exalted one..I bow down to your supremeness..

[blondeatlast]

8. I'm due for a root job, can you at least give me a timeline?

Maybe I'll skip it this time (...sigh...)

Hey, they say Gitmo's a palace, they do...

[Philosoraptor]

Gitmo has lemon pepper chicken every Thursday!

[hootinholler]

21. Don't forget the Noodles Jefferson!

Oh, and fuck you and the horse your laird chumpy rode in on!

Here I am and you better kill me first.

-Hoot

[Double T]

9. The Stepford Philosoraptor

Wonder when the rest of 'US' will be reprogrammed?

[deutsey]

10. Ok, I'll join...I really don't want him zapping me with those lightning bolts

he can blast from his finger tips.

And then there's that no-bid Death Star contract he just gave Halliburton and all those legions of Imperial Blackwater Stormtroopers...

It's not like we have a new hope to hold on to or anything...

So, all hail Lord Cheney!

:evilfrown:

[nancyr]

11. Life will be easier.

After we've all been re-programmed we won't have anything to worry about anymore. We can all be as happy as clams. Smug and ignorant seems to work well.

[deutsey]

13. Ignorance IS bliss...therefore, America is a very blissful place n/t

[Annces]

12. If you can't beat um, join um

Liberals surrender.

[bdamomma]

15. I will not surrender to these thugs, just my opinion.

[ThatsMyBarack]

16. I'll think about it.

What do I get for it? Gimme gimme gimme!

[Philosoraptor]

17. 1st, your life will be spared, 2nd, you can be a t.v. attention whore for dick.

[ThatsMyBarack]

18. I can be a GREAT attention whore when I wanna be!

Count me in! :thumbsup:

[Philosoraptor]

19. The pay is great, & the benefits, don't get me started.

It's a billion dollar industry of course, the only kind Lord Cheney deals with.

[Philosoraptor]

20. ...........

[Swamp Rat]

22. too late

our posts have been traced... you are now on the 'Primary Rendition' list... see you in Guantanamo II... :hi: