*gulp* God's second son? Chuck Norris

[underpants]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=990507

Unbeatable Martial-Arts Thespian Lends Fist to Bible-in-Schools Campaign


“We receive a lot of requests to get behind a lot of things, but it took us only a few minutes to know that we were to stand behind this important work,” the Norrises said. Mr. and Mrs. Norris are featured in a popular television public service announcement that encourages citizens to bring the Bible back to America’s public schools as an available elective course of study. The announcements are aired on several national networks."


The National Council on Bible Curriculum
A program is underway to serve the public through educational efforts concerning a First Amendment right and religious freedom issue. This is to bring a state certified Bible course (elective) into the public high schools nationwide.

http://www.chucknorris.com/html/christian.aspx

[TwilightGardener]

1. Kickin' it for Jesus!

[ComerPerro]

2. That pic from myspace, about the mexican baby, is way wrong

Chuck Norris doesn't punch!

He roundhouse kicks to the face! Everyone knows that!

[DS1]

6. Chuck Norris does whatever the hell he wants

and that means punching babies in the face, then bring on the newborns

[ComerPerro]

8. LOL

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a still born baby lamb back to life with prolonged beard rubs. When the animal spang back to life a crowd gathered. Chuck roundhouse kicked the farm animal breaking it's neck reminding the crowd that Chuck giveth and Chuck taketh away.

[underpants]

7. There are only 20 things...make that TEN things Chuck Norris won't do

There were origonally 20 commandments until Chuck Norris Roundhoused the other 10.

Click here to watch Tony Danza read Chuck Norris facts....TO Chuck Norris

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0HSafCBPTU

[Perky]

3. you'd think they could spell masturbate correctly.

[underpants]

4. What, while being pummeled by Chuck Norris?

I'd like to see YOU try it

[ComerPerro]

9. Hey, keep in mind that contrary to popular belief, George W Bush is actually a great public speaker

He only appears bumbling, nervous and incompetent while speaking because he knows Chuck Norris is watching

[underpants]

12. Yes but that is only because Chuck Norris can make Frank Luntz sound credible

well....at least he COULD at one time

[ComerPerro]

13. heh

[Buzz Clik]

5. Ever see the Bruce Lee movie where he kills a young Chuck Norris?

It came on one rainy afternoon. I assumed it was a Norris movie and that he was about to beat the snot out of the Asian guy. Only then I recognized Lee and became for concerned Chuck's well being -- but I was too late. Chuck didn't last long and looked slow and bulky.

The baby-punching poster is odd. He looks like Richard Simmons -- not exactly threatening, even to babies. :shrug:

[underpants]

15. YES!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytsnfQsncoA

[madfloridian]

10. Ha ha.

Did you see the Chuck Defenders on the other thread? They were really insulted. I think they are no longer with us.




"However, fans of the First Amendment should be advised that Norris has not lost a fight since 1968."

[Dr.Phool]

14. Has he had a fight since 1968?

I think Ole Chuckles has taken one too many roundhouses to the head in practice.

[madmom]

11. I knew there was a reason I didn't like him!!!