Lieberman Elected King of Iraq

[NYCGirl]

Worth it just for the picture alone!



http://wonkette.com/politics/dept%27-of-surprise-visits/lieberman-elected-king-of-iraq-264516.php

Hated American Senator “Vinegar Joe” Lieberman showed up in Baghdad today, where he was made King of the Iraqis. Read the Good News the Main Stream Media won’t tell you about Iraq, after the jump.

As the Muslim hellscape’s first Jewish despot, Lieberman pronounced the SURGE a great success and praised “the Decider of Islam, George W. Bush.” After the coronation, King Joe met with a trade delegation from Tel Aviv, which he pronounced “Baghdad’s Sister City.”

And as King of Iraq, Lieberman will always wear the traditional royal garments of the finest body armor not provided to our troops, along with the ancient Kevlar-composite Army helmet of Saladin. Lieberman will, of course, never ever leave the heavily fortified Green Zone.

Meanwhile, “everyday life” continued, if by “life” you mean “mass murder.”

[DefenseLawyer]

1. I hope he got to visit

Mike Pence's "Taste Of Indiana" Summer Market and Fruit Stand. Looks like he's dressed for it.

[shain from kane]

2. And they laughed at Michael Dukakis.

[AlCzervik]

6. i was just thinking that. He looks like a total wanker in that getup.

[tblue]

3. The Crowned King Ali Berman,

bedecked in his sacred Kevlar Tallis, moans a lethargic 'Shalom' to his beloved Iraqi subjects as they gently toss a mélange of kosher and halal IEDs at his hallowed feet.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

4. Does he have to give up being "Caliph of Connecticut"?

[shain from kane]

5. Screen says "New Developments". Looks like the same old shit. Politician looks like an armadillo,

and claims that the surge is working if we give it time.

[magellan]

7. That helmet makes him look like a Nazi

Or maybe he makes the helmet look like a Nazi helmet. I'm torn.

[shain from kane]

9. Removes all previous doubt.

[Javaman]

8. like mclame, how many soldiers did this fucking stupid ass stunt

pull from other duties?

and how much is this stupid ass stunt costing us, just so he can walk around with a chickenhawk erection all day?

[dave_p]

13. And did he get some nice carpets?

No trip's complete without them.

[spanone]

10. I'm embarassed that he's a sometime democrat. Cross the aisle, joe, go ahead.

[WI_DEM]

11. Good! Now he can go there and stay.

[Neecy]

12. look past his 'warrior' costume...

To his face. He looks scared shitless - eyes shifting nervously, no doubt scanning for the 'enemy'.

Typical chickenhawk coward.

[BlooInBloo]

14. Fucking piece of shit Connecticut fuckwipe electorate.