Will the Bush Presidential Library have a Comedy Wing Dedicated To 'Bushisms'??

[Blackhatjack]

If so, attendance will likely pick up tremendously.

Videotape of classics (ie. 'Is Our Children Learning') will provide hours of entertainment not soon forgotten.

It would help offset the empty look of a library with one book he read ... My Pet Goat.

[dflprincess]

1. They can run a contiuous loop of Letterman's

"Great Moments in Presidential Speeches"

[marmar]

2. Yes, right next to the Flatulence books room....

:silly:

[Blackhatjack]

3. What about a wing that traces his fraternity years, any pics of Bush 'branding' new inductees?

That could lead right into the alcohol/cocaine years exhibit --and don't forget the wing that contains the evidence that he did NOT go AWOL with the Texas National Guard.

[bdamomma]

4. those would probably fill up the whole library.

[Lisa]

12. no kidding! people would be stuck in there for hours, with so much material to get through

http://www.dubyaspeak.com


Also, may I suggest making the library ring or doughnut-shaped? To literally make the visitors go around and around in circles. Just to demonstrate how Bush repeats himself -- and keeps making the same mistakes over and over again. (And the symbolism of him being a "zero", and the country gaining nothing by having him in power.)

[BOSSHOG]

5. And a wing dedicated to the heroism of 1ST Lieutenant Bush

And his daring exploits after he transferred to Alabama and the drug abuse and desertion to avoid a drug test. Why barbara must be so proud of the monster she squeezed out and let loose on the world.

[geardaddy]

6. complete with slide whistle sound effect. n/t

[L. Coyote]

7. THE STATE OF CONFUSION ADDRESS

THE STATE OF CONFUSION ADDRESS
Quotes from our Fearless Liar-in-Chief, George W. Bush
http://jqjacobs.net/politics/humor/confusion.html
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Forward

"I'm the commander-see, I don't need to explain-I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being President."
George W. Bush, President of the United States of America

On Education:

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" "Why don't you mentor a child how to read?" "Reading is the basics for all learning." "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' "I love the idea of a school in which people come to get educated and stay in the state in which they're educated." "So community colleges are accessible, they're available, they're affordable, and their curriculums don't get stuck. In other words, if there's a need for a certain kind of worker, I presume your curriculums evolved over time." "I mean, if you've ever been a governor of a state ..........

On Geography:

"I was raised in the West. The West of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."

On War:

"I think war is a dangerous place."

On Terrorism:

"People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you."

On the War on Iraq:

"I wish I wasn't the war president. Who in the heck wants to be a war president? I don't." "I'm not the expert on how the Iraqi people think, because I live in America, where it's nice and safe and secure." "Had we to do it over again, we would look at the consequences of catastrophic success, being so successful so fast that an enemy that should have surrendered or been done in escaped and lived to fight another day." "CIA laid out several scenarios and said life could be lousy, life could be OK, life could be better, and they were just guessing as to what the conditions might be like."

...............PAGES and PAGES long.....

[Javaman]

8. I heard they will have a display of his extensive collection of

beer bottles though.

[Buns_of_Fire]

9. When you go, you gotta check out the Presidential Codpiece

It'll be in the Presidential Garments Room, right there with the Presidential Boots and the Presidential Jackets and the Presidential-Undies-That-Were-Monogrammed-So-He-Could-Find-His-Way-Home.

[Ilsa]

10. Maybe Dim Son could host a spelling bee at the library, and he*

could be the one to read the words to the contestants:

newkular
Abu Grayp
dictayder
Eye-Rack
dissemble vs disassemble
subliminal
preservation vs perseverance

Feel free to make additions.

[lpbk2713]

11. If so, that will be good news for Dennis Miller.

It will probably be the only place he will be able to find a gig.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[KoKo]

13. I don't know...did folks find Hitler Funny? I'm thinking more Nuremburg Trials for Bush in the

Smithsonian Museum..(when WE take it back from the Repugs) ...but I might be dreaming....

[Blackhatjack]

14. There needs to be a Bush Family Wing with a 'connect the dots' exhibition...

You could spend a lot of time in there.

[RevCheesehead]

15. It will be known as the Pretzeldental Lieberry.

Or perhaps, more appropriately, the Lie/Bury.