Presidential Library Destroyed by Flood

[garthranzz]

PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY

DESTROYED BY FLOOD


Crawford, Texas -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept.

Both books have been lost.

A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.

The White House tried to call FEMA, but there was no answer.

[Samantha]

1. Too funny, garthranzz

The FEMA no-answer call is just a great touch!

Sam

[hippiechick]

2. someone posts this every couple weeks

:wtf:

[Hangingon]

6. Yes, gets a little boring

Most of the Presidential ibrary jokes are adaptations that go back to FDR and the first of the libraries.

[benld74]

3. One of the books - My Pet Goat

[Tyler Durden]

4. OH NO! Not his SIGNED FIRST EDITION!!!! N/T

[liberal N proud]

5. The other a coloring book

[lpbk2713]

7. This update just in .....

FEMA has just granted an emergency no-bid contract to Halliburton for $3.6 Billion to rebuild the executive bathroom in Crawford. Homeland Security officials consider this a matter of national security and will monitor the project with high priority until it is completed.

Film at eleven.