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[Kadie]

Former Presidents Jimmy Carter, right, and George H.W. Bush look on during the dedication for the Billy Graham Library in Charlotte, N.C., Thursday, May 31, 2007. Billy Graham is being honored by three former U.S. presidents as they dedicate a museum built to be a 'living crusade' that will carry on his work after the minister is gone. (AP Photo/Chuck Burton)

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1. Jimmy: "Now how shall I put this about your son *?"

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

2. "Better watch your back, peanut farmer"...

...If looks could kill we'd be mourning another president today.

[durrrty libby]

3. "Ah ..41, wouldn't life be grand if only you had kept the lust in your

heart, like I did?"

[MNDemNY]

4. " Ya know, Jimmy, the stable boy is his real father."

[whistle]

5. GWHB: "Jimmy, we tried time-outs, we tried withholding allowances for a month,

....I took the mouthy little shit to the woodshed several times and we thought the marriage to Laura and having the twin girls would help change things, but George Jr. still plays with himself in church and gets that shit-eating grin on his face when he is spotted doing it. What is left that we can do Jimmy?"

JEC: "Well, of course George, Rosalynn and me raised our four children: John William, James Earl III, Donnel Jeffrey and Amy Lynn never to do any touching of themselves in church, but they knew when they got back to the farm in Plains GA, that the old outhouse always had the old 1950s Sears-Roebuck Catalog with the women's girdle and undergarment section earmarked and they could do it there in private. I've always advocated lusting in the mind was better than touching the flesh."

GHWB: "That's the book with the young boys and girls pictures in it, right?"

JEC: "Yes. Excuse me George, but Rosalynn is waving for me to go over to the other side of the church."