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Thu May-31-07 05:15 PM
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Just recommended by a librarian.... Funnies about * |
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Ruprecht, Tom. Title George W. Bush : an unauthorized oral history / Tom Ruprecht. Publisher Kansas City : Andrews McMeel Pub., c2007.
A chronological life of George W. Bush as told through fictitious quotes from family, friends, and his inner circle at the White House. Description 134 p. ; 22 cm. Contents Bush's infancy : 1946 to present -- How to get through Yale without learning a damm thing -- Vietmam : those who got Cs in history are doomed to repeat it -- Just your typical forty-year-old slacker sponging off mom and dad -- A time when the world respected the words "President Bush" -- Striking out on his own -- Before Schwarzenegger. Before Jessee "The Body." The original embarrassing governor -- Economy's good, there's a budget surplus, America's at peace ... yeah, the country needs a new direction -- Bush and Rove : the two men you want planning your war -- Mission accomp .. Hey, what the hell happened?! -- Letting New Orleans get washed away and a couple other minor bloopers -- Road trip! -- Daddy becomes friends with Clinton : a disturbing early sign of dementia? -- Mission accomp ... Wait, we still haven't won this thing?! -- Vice presidents are supposed to attend funerals, not cause them -- "Hey, 16! Just like my approval rating!"
ISBN 9780740767579
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Thu May-31-07 05:39 PM
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1. "Hey, 16! Just like my approval rating!" |
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Thu May-31-07 06:13 PM
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Fri Jun-01-07 05:46 PM
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4. Yeah, she ordered it for me, and I hope it gets to me in time... |
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I'm really needing some chuckles!
:hug: :loveya: :hug:
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Sat Jun-02-07 05:01 PM
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14. Sure, you'll laugh... until you cry |
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Fri Jun-01-07 06:44 PM
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I HAVE to get this.
I wish I had seen this thread in time to recommend it. Oh well, at least I can kick it. Lee
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Sat Jun-02-07 04:31 PM
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10. I'll thank a librarian. ^_^ I'm badly in need of some humor, myself... |
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Sat Jun-02-07 02:05 AM
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6. "Vice presidents are supposed to attend funerals, not cause them" |
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Sat Jun-02-07 02:08 AM
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7. "Economy's good, there's a budget surplus, America's at peace ... |
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...yeah, the country needs a new direction!"
Sounds like an interesting read.
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Sat Jun-02-07 02:13 AM
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8. my friend may buy the book for me |
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she thinks we need a bit of humor...
...sure do, fuel pump on car crapped out, about 50 miles from home (St. Helena)...had to leave it at a local mechanic on a Friday afternoon, had to have friend drive to pick us up...estimate to phoned to us on Monday AM (posted labor cost=$100/hour*)...note to self: got to get upgrade to AAA membership to include free 100 mile towing
*damn, I am in the wrong business, should have studied auto repair instead of music...
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Sat Jun-02-07 02:15 AM
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9. For months, when I saw "Embattled Liberians" in the CNN crawl |
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I misread it as "embattled Librarians".
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Sat Jun-02-07 04:46 PM
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That should be fun... How goes it Bobbie :hi:?
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Sat Jun-02-07 04:49 PM
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Edited on Sat Jun-02-07 04:50 PM by bobbolink
Good to "see" you! :hi: :bounce:
I'm anxious for it to get to me, 'cuz I'm badly in need of a chuckle. Coughing takes so much energy, and chuckling is better. :)
Como esta frijoles tennis shoes? (How you bean, Ked?)
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Sat Jun-02-07 04:57 PM
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"'cuz I'm badly in need of a chuckle. " Well there is always Mr.Carlos Muffin ;): http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2006/08/dont_make_me_ke.html
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Sun Jun-03-07 03:23 PM
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16. I gave that to my wife. It is laugh out loud funny. |
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