Introducing: The **FREEPER KEEPER**

[Ghost in the Machine]

http://www.offrampbums.com/freeperkeeper.html

400 yard range. Durable, rechargeable, waterproof receiver. Entry-level companion freeper trainer for medium to large breeds.
Freeper Keeper 175NCP collars have a 400-yard range, nick and constant stimulation modes along with Freeper Keepers's patented non-stimulating pager function. Features a durable waterproof receiver, water-resistant transmitter and rechargeable Ni-MH batteries.
Has user friendly controls that any freeper owner can understand. Choose your type of correction by sight or feel using large buttons. Raise the stimulation level by turning the rheostat on the top of the control. Rheostat correction-level-dial allows the user infinite correction adjustments and better control over the exact effective stimulation level.



Turn the dial to gradually increase or decrease the level of stimulation at the hand-held transmitter. Infinite (instead of pre-set) levels allow the trainer (paying close attention to the freeper) to receive very early responses from the freeper as the correction is raised so that he can stop the instant that the correction level is effective (before overwhelming the freeper with a confusingly high correction.) Rheostat control enhances the consistency of the message to maintain the freeper's momentum during training sessions. No clumsy re-setting or retooling levels during the exercises.

http://www.offrampbums.com/freeperkeeper.html

:evilgrin: I felt creative tonight!

[Jim Warren]

1. Now is that

the model that has the radio with preset control for local Rush programing?

[Ghost in the Machine]

4. It's all in the training process... they turn on Rush, you ZAP them!

Do it enough times, they'll finally learn(maybe)... Negative Reinforcement *does* have some good qualitites.. in this instance. :evilgrin:

[Kurovski]

2. I'm concerned about bacteria and other pathogens.

What kind of cleaners may I use on my Freeper-Keeper?

[Ghost in the Machine]

6. Alcohol wipes work good...

or a Bum Kit.. you can put your freeper to work!

[cynatnite]

3. Why would I want to train a freeper? Seems like a dog would be easier...

:smoke:

[Blue Fire]

5. And dogs don't smell as bad, either!

[lonestarnot]

8. Freepers make me and the dogs puke. They sell a puker giver

backer? :funnelwithahose:

[Ghost in the Machine]

13. The idea is to train them NOT to be freepers anymore... n/t

[lonestarnot]

16. Are you sure, because dogs can't be trained not to be dogs.

[cynatnite]

18. ...

:rofl:

[Ghost in the Machine]

20. !

:rofl: It really gets tricky.. some of them refuse to be retrained... *that's* when you step up to cattle prods or stun guns :evilgrin:

[lonestarnot]

24. No worries about that "bring the body forward" anymore.

But what about the carpet?

[Ghost in the Machine]

7. Well, no matter how smart or well trained your dog is, you just can't

get him to do your laundry or go to the store for you if you're sick in bed or something, but yes, a dog *is* easier to train.

[lonestarnot]

9. Ack no freeper touching my clothes, and I'd be sicker sending one of those to the store for me.

[Kurovski]

10. I'm fond of the color pink.

Will the Freeper Keeper be produced in decorator colors?

[Ghost in the Machine]

14. Decorator colors are planned for later release.

we're still in BETA testing.... :rofl:

[Kurovski]

11. I'm impressed with the Freeper Keeper.

Are there any plans to produce a line of muzzles?

[roamer65]

12. Where do I buy the Freeper Keeper?

:evilgrin:

[Ghost in the Machine]

17. Now you've gone and done it!

I just added a paypal button and adsense code! :rofl:

:hi:

[cynatnite]

19. I bet you'd get a load of freepers to buy this...

they'd think it was for their dog, kid or wife or something. If they can't tell that Colbert is mocking them, they sure would love this. :evilgrin:

[Ghost in the Machine]

21. LOL!

I wonder if I should put one on ebay or craigslist?? LMAO!

[Kurovski]

15. I'm presently low on funds.

Is there a convenient payment plan available?

[Ghost in the Machine]

22. "Buy It Now" *is* a convenient plan for me! LOL! J/K....

Maybe we can "horse trade".... what ya got?? :rofl:

:hi:

[Kurovski]

23. A smart mouth.

But I...oh, never mind.

:hi:

[Ghost in the Machine]

25. kick!

[Ghost in the Machine]

26. and another shameless kick..

[Corgigal]

27. Can we just rent this?

Say, for example, Thanksgiving dinner. I would like two units but basically for that day. I try to live freeper free unless I have family obligations. I do believe I will finally be able to enjoy a holiday dinner without indigestion. What a god-sent this will be.

[Ghost in the Machine]

28. Now that gives me something to think about!

The logistics really wouldn't allow me to do it... shipping costs, return shipping costs, having to charge your credit card for the full amount of the product (just in case anything happened to it.. kinda like getting insurance on a rental car).

It would be better just to buy one outright so you always have it on hand. You know Murphy's Law: "The unexpected doesn't always happen, but when it does, it's when you least expect it."

:hi:

[jmowreader]

29. That won't work. Sorry. Not big enough.

Go to your local saddlemaker and have him build you a collar with two 3/4" bolts sticking through it.

Then go to your local welding supply and buy a Miller Dynasty 700 arc welding power source. Crank it up about halfway (the 350-amp mark) and you've got a tool that MIGHT train a reasonably compliant freeper. Set it to its full 700-amp output and it might even work on Kristinn Taylor.

[Ghost in the Machine]

30. that sounds about right too.... for the hardcore freepers

:hi: