Please allow me to introduce myself (pic)

[edhopper]

I'm a man of wealth and taste.

[rosesaylavee]

1. No sympathy for that guy... ever.

Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
Ive been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faith
And I was round when jesus christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around st. petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a generals rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
Who killed the kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats confusing you
Is just the nature of my game

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me lucifer
cause Im in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or Ill lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, whats my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, whats my name
I tell you one time, youre to blame
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah
Whats me name
Tell me, baby, whats my name
Tell me, sweetie, whats my name
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah

[Deep13]

2. Nice house you got there.

:shrug:

[Canuckistanian]

3. OK, I give up. Who is he?

He doesn't look like a man who's ever picked up bottles on the side of the highway.

[bemildred]

5. That is Rupert Murdoch. nt

[Cabcere]

6. Ahh, ok. Thanks - I was wondering about that too.

In that case...wealth, sure, but taste? Eh, not so much. :D ;) :hi:

[Canuckistanian]

13. Thanks

I've seen so few pictures of him.

Just goes to show ya... one of the most influential people in the world - and he's not instantly recognizable to me.

And I try to pay attention to these things.

[rasputin1952]

4. "Ti-i-i-i-me...is on my side, yes it is..."

:D

[Nunyabiz]

7. Looks a lot like this guy

[Beausoleil]

9. Who is owned by Murdoch

Neat how that works.

[rosesaylavee]

14. ah HA

Didn't make that connection before! Ha!

[jojo54]

8. Is that a bottle of expensive Perrier next to that $50 water goblet?

n/t

[Bucky]

10. "Exxxxcellent, Smithers!"

I never got who Monty Burns was supposed to be until just now.

I still wonder who Smithers is supposed to be.
.

[siligut]

11. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. nt

[LeftishBrit]

12. Half true - he's a man of WEALTH and NO taste

and has done more to fuck up both our countries than practically anyone I know of!

[TahitiNut]

15. So is this paragon of virtue.

:puke: :puke:

[paparush]

16. Seperated at Birth--

[BlooInBloo]

17. Pleased to meet you!

[EstimatedProphet]

18. What the fuck is that thing?

It's like it wallked out of a nightmare.

[Cleita]

19. Boy does he need Dorian Gray's picture.

He sure has his life of greed and meaness etched on his face.