Most Idiotic Bumpersticker

[minnesota_liberal]

My nominee (seen 6/1/07 in Edina, MN): DRAFT PROTESTERS!

So apparently the person who drives around with this one isn't willing to go to Iraq or offer up their offspring for the cause, but supports Bush's war of choice so strongly that the only people they're willing to send are those who are vocally opposed to it.

Any other nominees?

[City Lights]

1. That's a good one. Here's a couple I recently saw:

"If you support the troops, stand behind them. If you don't support the troops, stand in front of them."

On the back of an 18-wheeler, in huge, capital letters: "JESUS IS COMING BACK SOON, AND BOY IS HE MAD."

on edit - Here's one my sister saw: "Give war a chance."

[unpossibles]

3. I've seen that first one

it blows my mind that some folks feel the best response to the 1st amendment is a firing squad.

[donco6]

54. I just saw "Give War a Chance" too.

Turned my stomach.

[valerief]

2. Aw, it's not nice to make fun of retarded people, even if they have

been given a driver's license.

[LSK]

4. Freedom isnt Free

So then why do those fuckers hate taxes so much?

[geardaddy]

5. I thought up a bumper sticker the other day

when I was riding the bus and seeing soooo many "Support Our Troops" stickers.

"I support the troops by paying taxes, not by putting a yellow ribbon magnet on my car"

[MindPilot]

11. "If you voted for Bush; a yellow ribbon will not make up for it"

Saw that one recently.

One I made up: "America: Built with Atheism, Hemp & Guns"

[geardaddy]

21. I like the one you made up.

It would make wingers' heads spin if they knew the truth!

[kimmerspixelated]

49. Or. Drunken Frat Boy Drives Country into Ditch.

[minnesota_liberal]

13. My next sticker: a blue ribbon w/ "Support the Constitution!"

(n/t)

[geardaddy]

23. Do it!

I think that is a good one!

[in_cog_ni_to]

46. I have that sticker on my car! Upper right blue ribbon says.."DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION"

[kimmerspixelated]

48. That's the most important one!

[Toots]

70. Your screen name goes perfect with your car

:thumbsup:

[txindy]

84. Nice! Someone here had a yellow ribbon that I liked, too. It read, "Easier than enlisting."

Oh, so true.

[underpants]

39. "Supporting the troops is why I opposed the war"

you can add "you moron" if you want

[bbgrunt]

81. great res[ponse. that one is going into my files.

[dEMOK]

83. They don't hate taxes for you & I... nt

[formerrepuke]

6. "To Get to Heaven, Turn Right and go Straight"

...saw that one a while back- and can't seem to forget it.

[SallyMander]

60. ewww

that one makes me gag :puke:

[ThomWV]

7. This Country Has A Long Histroy Of Drafting Protestors - That's Why Previous Wars Have Ended

[MindPilot]

8. "2 people enter an abortion clinic...at least one comes out dead"

"Liberals are like flies...they eat shit & bother people"
"Thank God for George Bush"
"If you can read English...thank a veteran"
"Liberalism = Terrorism"

just a few of the stupidest I've seen recently

[KansDem]

9. "W--Deal with it!"

Saw that one just the other day. Watched as the driver came out of restaurant with a cane and get into her car in handicapped space. Then I wondered which political party has been more active in securing rights for the disabled...Do I need the sarcasm smilie?

Also saw recently:
Annoy a Liberal: work hard and be happy ???-don't quiet understand this one. Thought I might counter with an Annoy a Conservative: think before you vote bumper sticker.

[Sal Minella]

43. I think it implies all liberals are whiners just sitting around waiting for their welfare checks.

I know wingnuts who really believe liberals just want Free Government Money for themselves and will whine until they get it.

I think this is the way they justify putting their funds in offshore tax-free accounts.

[Initech]

10. Here's mine (and this one makes me want to dent their bumpers):

"Dear God:

Why do you allow violence in school?

Concerned Student

Dear Concerned Student:

I'm not allowed in school.

- God"

These are the same dumbasses who think the solution to ending problems like the V-Tech tragedy is to arm students. Yeah, that'll work. :eyes:

[in_cog_ni_to]

14. Oh G-d is that a stupid one. They'll never stop until they get their prayers in our public schools.

Then, I'm SURE we'll be allowed to teach evolution in their churches, right?:eyes:

[Initech]

16. Yup, the good ol' double standard.

I'm also getting really tired of seeing those uber-religious "Not of this world" bumper stickers on about every third or fourth vehicle I pass on the freeway.

[treestar]

36. They never seem to realize the prayer would just be an exercise

They actually think this exercise will cure all sorts of ills.

As if the students won't ignore it like they do everything else of that nature.

[donco6]

55. Gee, Poor God.

Thwarted again by all-powerful men. Go figger.

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. I think I've found the winner

http://www.cafepress.com/lovethetroops

:wtf:

[Initech]

17. WTF? That one is so stupid it makes my head hurt!

:wow:

[Oeditpus Rex]

26. I should've posted the descriptive text

A bit on the edgy side but so true for many that have a loved one serving in the military. If it has been a while and you are frustrated let others know!


I guess the idea is to have that one next to one of these:

[Initech]

52. Both of which are supposed to be on one of these:

[liberaldemocrat7]

67. I created a bumper sticker: This car guarded by an invisble 50 foot tall hungry cat.

I also created My Cat can eat your honor student and My ferret can eat your honor student.

and also This car driven by Toonces the cat.


SHOP AT ZAZZLE.COM FOR MUGS, STAMPS, BUMPER STICKERS AND MORE.

[dEMOK]

76. It's a misprint...

That was Mark Foley's bumper sticker. It's supposed to read. "Sexually Depraved For Your Freedom." :D

[in_cog_ni_to]

19. ANNOY A LIBERAL....GET A JOB AND WORK For A LIVING. MY bumper sticker in response

ANNOY A REPUBLICAN....THINK FOR YOURSELF :)

[Initech]

45. Annoy a conservative: use logic and reason.

[northernsoul]

15. "Abstinence Pays - Because Nobody Wants Genital Warts"

spotted with some frequency outside of Concordia College in St. Paul. What I like most about that bumpersticker is the unqualified implication that sex inevitably leads to genital warts. The genius who thought this one up needs to hurry up and lose his virginity.

[geardaddy]

18. Yep, Concordia College....

the only precinct in St. Paul that voted for * in 2004.

[northernsoul]

32. Not quite

Ward 1 Precinct 2 went roughly 80% Kerry, 12% Bush, the remainder went to assorted third-party quixotes. Concordia, however, is affiliated with the Missouri Synod Lutherans (the crazy ones!)and has a knack for dragging a few wingnuts into an otherwise very progressive neighborhood.

[geardaddy]

37. I heard that they voted overwhelmingly for *

but I could be mistaken.

:shudder: Missouri Synod. I thought Wisconsin Synod was the truly wingnut one.

[northernsoul]

42. Concordia students probably only account for 2% of the voters in W1P2

Pah-rayz Jeebus for that!

:evilgrin:

for all I know the Wisconsin Synod may be crazier'n a box of frogs as well, but I can guaran-damn-tee you that Missouri Synod is thoroughly scooters.

[hughee99]

27. I don't know why...

but this reminds me of the Guliani "Got Prostate Cancer" ad that PETA put out a few years ago. I think that's because of the idiotic implication that one thing inevitably leads to another.

[gatorboy]

20. Technically not a bumpersticker. Hilarious none the less...

C'mon! Can these people be any more delusional? :rofl:

[geardaddy]

24. But, but, but...

there won't be any place left for St. Ronnie?

:puke:

[donco6]

56. I don't think I have any barf left after that one. n/t

[Hippo_Tron]

77. Dupe n/t

[agtcovert]

22. Picture it:

Ford Explorer SUV with a V8 decal, and the oh-so-cute Calvin (of Calvin and Hobbes) pissing....on the letters O.P.E.C.

I didn't know if I should laugh or cry.

:banghead:

[ComerPerro]

31. WTF is the deal with the Calvin stickers anyway?

You can even find stickers of him kneeling and praying at a cross!

[donco6]

58. Those are so 90s.

The pickup crowd needs to get with the 21st Century. Calvin hasn't even been published in what . . . 10 years? More?

[kimmylavin]

62. That's actually

one of Bill Watterson's HUGE pet peeves.
He goes out of his way to point out that NONE of THAT stuff - T-shirts, stickers - is authorized by him.

[EstimatedProphet]

25. These are all proof that there is a bunch of idiots in the US

How did we get so many stupid jackasses in this country? where did they come from? What were they all doing before bush was installed? I picture them whiling away the hours masturbating and torturing kittens.

[agtcovert]

28. Rapture

I also saw one not long ago:

"In case of rapture, driver's seat will be empty."

:puke:

[mitchtv]

40. Incase of Rapture

can I have your car?

[donco6]

59. "Until then, driver's head will be empty" n/t

[SallyMander]

65. LOL!!!

:rofl:

[havocmom]

29. saw Clinton old anti-Bill Clinton bumper sticker on a dirty beater truch

"Where was Clinton when I was in 'Nam?"

I wrote in the dirt above it:
At Oxford. Where was Bush? AWOL!

[ComerPerro]

30. yeah, I've seen those before, "Draft liberals" and shit. Its stupid as hell, but then again

so are Bushbots

[alfredo]

33. It was not just the bumpersticker, but the situation.

I was traveling with my foreman from Louisville to Bardstown (late 80's during Iran Contra), on this two lane highway. Coming down a hill we could see smoke ahead on the road. As we approached we saw it was a car belching white smoke. Not unusual in Kentucky. As we got near we noticed it was two cars. The car in front was the car smoking. The car behind was tailgating. The tailgating car had this bumper sticker:

"I'm Behind Ollie North."

[northernsoul]

34. "Liberals: If they don't abort you, they'll tax you to death!"

I'll give the mouth-breathing creator of that charming quip some begrudging points for managing to combine two false and idiotic concepts into one soundbite.

[LiberalEsto]

35. DRAFT WARMONGERS!

Now THAT would be a good bumper sticker.

[minnesota_liberal]

72. I like it!

Hope it doesn't require too much thinking for the freepers.

[OnyxCollie]

38. I saw a pickup truck in Michigan last weekend.

There were a bunch of stickers on it. I remember "Osama bin Laden Swing" with a noose and "Stay Back 100 Meters or You Will Be Shot" with the message written in Arabic beneath it. That's just asking for a key job, or worse. Not from me, of course.O8)

[JuniperLea]

41. GOD is not spelled G.O.P.

A current favorite.

[mikeytherat]

44. Bill Clinton on one side, silhouette of a rifle on the other, and in between?

"Where's Lee Harvey Oswald when you need him?"

Saw this one quite a few times in the mid-90s.

mikey_the_rat

[Catchawave]

47. "Your Mother was Pro-Life"

That's on my neighbor's car :(

[loudestchick]

51. Your neighbor and my neighbor probably picket together.

[Catchawave]

69. Yes indeed, at the Terri Schiavo Stand-off :)

RIP Terri... :toast:

[txindy]

82. Slap on one of your own in response

"You're the poster child for birth control." :rofl: Okay, the poster children are really Babs and Poppy *, but still.... Make an exception in this case.

[Catchawave]

85. "Republican Party: Pro-Life up until Birth"

Now that would make a great bumper sticker :D

[loudestchick]

50. It's a child not a choice. / Terri [Schaivo] was murdered / Abortion stops a beating heart.

I particularly loathe these because they're on the bumper of my wacko "Latin Mass Catholic" next door neighbor's mega-van which holds their 7 kids and one on the way.

[XanaDUer]

53. Seen an hour ago in Georgia as I was driving home:

"Let Them Eat Cake!"

"Birthday Cake!

STOP ABORTION!

[bamacrat]

57. Rudy 2008

already on the UA campus adonring the same spot the W the president stickers on the back of dumbass frat boys and sorority girls SUVs. They are too stupid to think for themselves.

[Jed Dilligan]

61. I remember a really bad one from the Reagan years

"God, Guts, and Guns Made America Great. Let's Keep All 3."

[KamaAina]

63. "Bush-Cheney '04"

I mean, really, "Fool me once, shame on you..." :P

[minnesota_liberal]

73. Those were scary enough in '04.

How bleeping dumb and misguided must someone be to STILL have a B/C sticker on their vehicle!

[kimmylavin]

64. My Absolute Favorite Ridiculous One

"If you've had an abortion, you haven't made a choice - you're the mother of a dead baby!"

[proud2BlibKansan]

66. On a car with a bunch of Jesus stickers,

The license plate holder said

AFTER THE RAPTURE, CAR'S YOURS!

[OnionPatch]

68. The most stomach-turning one I saw

said, "Peace, the Old Fashioned Way" and it has a symbol of a peace sign that, upon closer inspection, is actually some sort of fighter jet with a circle around it. Of course it was on the back of a huge pickup truck with a redneck-looking guy driving it.

I'd love to counter that one with one that says, "Peace, the old fashioned way: "Love Thy Enemies" "Turn the Other Cheek" "Thou Shalt Not Kill"

I mean, my version of old-fashioned of peace is about 2000 years old than his. :shrug:

[lies and propaganda]

71. do you live near a base?

when i went home last, those were Everywhere around Barksdlae AFB in Louisiana..

[ThatsMyBarack]

74. "War is sometimes the answer."

That, and, "Freedom isn't free. God bless our troops." (Both on the same vehicle.)

[sleipnir]

75. Perchance it was Ironic..?

I think that would actually be a funny, hipster, ironic bumper sticker.

However, the words funny, hipster and ironic are not compatible, as a triumvirate of words, they are impossible.

Hipsters in no way can be either funny or ironic at the same time.



I guess I answered my own question.

[Hippo_Tron]

78. "My heroes have always been cowboys, Bush-Cheney '04"

I considered making one "My heroes have always been REAL cowboys, Brian Schweitzer '08"

[dEMOK]

79. Here's one for state sponsored religion...

[dEMOK]

80. And Now For Something Apocalyptic...