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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-02-07 10:29 AM
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How about a Museum of Stupidity?
Last week the wacky creationists opened another museum to prove creationism and disprove evolution or 'Darwinism', so I think we should invest multiple millions to create the Museum of Human Stupidity, dedicated to all things stupid and the amazing power of stupidity.

Stupidity makes the world go round, and it certainly permeates all phases of modern life. The museum would have wings devoted to stupid inventions, like exercise equipment that's never used, stupid t.v. shows, of which there are uncountable millions, stupid celebrities, also in endless supply, and stupid beliefs.

Of course our stupid president would have his own wing, with tons of stupid bush quotes, and the stupid neo con political ideas wing. The average American could take interactive tests to see exactly how stupid they are in comparison with the vast herds of lack wits that roam the plains.

The hall of stupid fads would be very popular, and the stupid art and music wing too. Stupid architecture, stupid sports, stupid science and stupid psychology would also be featured, every stupid thing you could think of would be displayed and studied by the stupid masses in one easy to find stupid location, say, Washington, D.C.

I could spend long hours in the stupid slogans wing, reading phrases like, 'We have to fight them over there so they don't follow us home and we have to fight them here', or, 'We must continue the senseless slaughter to honor those who've died already', or, 'They hate us for our freedoms', etc.

The idea of a Museum of Stupidity might seem at first stupid to some, but then they are building a multi million dollar g.w. bush library, and what could possibly be stupider than that? Maybe the g.w. bush library IS the Museum of Stupidity!

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dkofos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-02-07 10:31 AM
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1. And *ush can be the poster boy!!
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-02-07 10:32 AM
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2. We'll need a curator after he's retired from whatever it is he does.
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Totally Committed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-02-07 10:34 AM
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3. That's not doing him any justice!
If it's a Museum of Stupidity, Bush should at least get his own wing.

TC
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SaveElmer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-02-07 10:35 AM
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4. It's called RNC Headquarters...nt
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Missy M Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-02-07 10:41 AM
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5. I'm all for that, what a great idea....
Edited on Sat Jun-02-07 10:44 AM by Missy M
I'll even become a contributor to the museum. We could add stupid fashions and a wing for stupid people who fall for stupid hoaxes.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-02-07 10:51 AM
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6. Let me suggest a temporary (I hope) home for this museum
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-02-07 10:53 AM
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7. We already have an executive branch. n/t
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HCE SuiGeneris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-02-07 10:56 AM
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8. It would be GINORMOUS!
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Tierra_y_Libertad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-02-07 11:04 AM
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9. Considering the space needed...is Alaska available?
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tiredofthisstuff Donating Member (87 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-02-07 11:22 AM
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10. I Found The Museum Map.
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-02-07 11:25 AM
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11. Love that FOOD COURT
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Sabriel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-02-07 11:35 AM
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14. Where's the PNAC wing?
And the Anne Coulter Memorial Bathroom?
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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-02-07 11:31 AM
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12. I thought one was being built... called the GWB Library... n/t
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bamacrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-02-07 11:33 AM
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13. I dont think the laws of physics could allow for such a large structure.
Too much stupid in this country.
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Labors of Hercules Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-02-07 11:46 AM
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15. must be located in the cradle of stupidity.
Crawford Texas.
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