LTTE from the literal bastion of conservatism--Tyler, Texas

[Horse with no Name]

:rofl:
http://www.tylerpaper.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=200770326007

March 26: Blasted Partisan Democrats
I really wish the Democrats would take George Bush's advice and stop being so partisan over the U.S. attorneys firings. It's just so partisan to expect Karl Rove to take an oath to tell the truth.

And, really, if the Democrats weren't so partisan, and would leave Bush alone, then he could get on with his job of firing any Republican attorneys that weren't sufficiently loyal to him.

Once he rooted out any attorneys who refused to speed up prosecution of Democrats and drag their feet on prosecution of Republicans, then there would be no more partisanship in the government. Blasted partisan Democrats.

Doyle Srader
Nacogdoches

[Maestro]

1. I've read it several times, but I still don't understand it.

Doyle blasts Dems for being partisan but says that if the "partisan" would leave * alone then he could get with his job of firing repukes who weren't sufficiently loyal to him. :crazy: Maybe I just need to brush up on English but this makes no sense.

[Egnever]

2. its sarcasm

pretty funny too IMHO

[Horse with no Name]

3. It's satire

Pointing fun at the Republicans who are calling the Democrats partisan for investigating their partisanship.

[wolfgirl]

4. Darlin'...

I think this was a bit of sarcasm...:hi:

[Maestro]

12. Wow, uh, color me embarrassed.

I guess I just couldn't imagine that sort of satire coming from Tyler. :blush:

[Horse with no Name]

13. Aint that the truth

I had to read it a couple of times to make sure I actually didn't misread it,lol.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

5. wonderfuly done

:applause:

Eerily close to Hamnity and OxyRushbo :scared:

[yella_dawg]

6. I live in Nacogdoches.

I can't believe the Tyler paper printed that.

Boy, when that kind of stuff gets in the local paper around here, you know Bush is screwed.

[originalpckelly]

8. I think they were probably not with it enough to get the sarcasm.

:rofl:

[Horse with no Name]

11. It isn't the only one they have printed

http://www.tylerpaper.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070327/OPINION05/70327009
March 27: So Help Them God?
President George Bush says he will allow some of his top aides to testify before Congress about the recent U.S. attorneys firings, although he insists the "testimony" be given without being sworn and not in public. We the People shouldn't get to see it.

This leads to several questions:

What do they have to hide? Why can't they pubicly tell us what happened? Are they refusing to be sworn so they can retain the option to lie? What part of the words "So help me God" scares them?

Sam Allen
Tyler

[karlrschneider]

7. Unfortunately that will sail 10000 feet over Bushbot heads

...
:eyes:

[originalpckelly]

9. Yes, that's probably how it ended up there in the first place.

[karlrschneider]

10. That sure could be the case.

sheesh