Name better potential moderators than Wolf Blitzer

[Seen the light]

I'll start....

Everyone. <_<

Oops, I guess I just ended my own thread...

[TransitJohn]

1. Mr. Bill eom

[KamaAina]

87. O nooooooooo! Seriously...

a Mr. Bill debate would take place in his home town -- New Orleans! (actually adjacent Metairie, but who cares?) That way the candidates would actually have to say "Katrina" more than once in some throwaway remark. :grr:

[Jonathan50]

2. Forrest Gump

[MadBadger]

3. Elizabeth Hasselbeck

[hlthe2b]

9. ????????????????????

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[MadBadger]

53. Got enough question marks?

[hlthe2b]

63. Care to expand on your post?

And, no, one can never question enough, nor by extension, have enough question marks.

[MadBadger]

64. It was a joke. THe joke was that ANYBODY would be a better moderator than Wolf.

Even that twit

[AlCzervik]

4. see my sig pic---he'd be much better.

[ikojo]

5. Homer Simpson

there done.

[Olney Blue]

6. Speaker's antibiotic-resistant TB strain

[bobthedrummer]

7. Hello Kitty?

[Coexist]

8. Stewie.

[mitchum]

10. His sister Leslie Blitzer...wait a minute...

THAT'S his real name
"Wolf Blitzer-Fokker pilot-Ace of the Skies!"
absolutely ridiculous

[BlooInBloo]

11. My Left Testicle.

[Forkboy]

12. An amoeba

[A-Schwarzenegger]

13. White Fang.

[mitchum]

21. LMAO!!!

nice :)

[A-Schwarzenegger]

22. Ruh?

[hlthe2b]

14. An intelligent journalist who cares about the answers to questions

asked... say Christiane Armanpour... Or maybe an intelligent and articulate talk radio host--say Thom Hartman... David Bender.... Rachel Maddow...

[WinkyDink]

15. My stuffed dog?

[tularetom]

16. Kent Brockman and Ron Burgandy

Oops - forgot one - ted baxter.

[BlooInBloo]

18. He's in a glass cage of EMOTION!!!

:rofl:

[annabanana]

17. Felix the Cat

[annabanana]

19. Marcel Marceau

[Nikki Stone1]

41. LOL! The first mime journalist

:D

[librechik]

20. my Siamese cat, Eng

or a brightly polished brass doorknob.

[Rhiannon12866]

23. My dog.

[camero]

24. Bernie

From "Weekend at Bernie's"

[Solon]

25. Rainman...

That isn't an insult to this guy, he's a fucking genius!

[Endangered Specie]

26. Graphite would have been a better moderator

(sorry nerd joke)

[karlrschneider]

85. heehee....good one

;-)
Maybe Wolfie has some in his head...will it absorb neurons too?

:rofl:

[Endangered Specie]

96. That is IF he has any neurons to absorb...

thats a pretty tall assumption

[karlrschneider]

97. Oh...yeah, there is that...

:eyes: :D

[La_Fourmi_Rouge]

27. Helen Keller

[Solon]

28. Morbo...

"Let me introduce the candidates: Puny Human #1, Puny Human #2, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon"

[JTG of the PRB]

65. LOL!

One can never go wrong with the occasional Futurama reference... Kudos!

[Clark2008]

29. Me.

[Rhiannon12866]

49. I agree with you. You could have done better.

So many times, I think that those of us on DU, you and so many others that I know here, are better informed and could ask better questions... :-(

[mvd]

30. Everyone from Hilary Duff, who isn't very politically involved,

to Olbermann, the best reporter! There are worse, but they would only include Matthews, Candy Crowley, Britt Hume, etc.

[Adsos Letter]

31. Lisa & Marge Simpson

Intelligent, witty, to-the-point...and cartoons!

[donco6]

99. Actually, Lisa would be excellent.

I'd watch.

[BlueStater]

32. Sanjaya n/t

[progressoid]

33. fungus

[rug]

34. Harpo Marx.

[DireStrike]

35. iRobot® Roomba® Vacuuming Robot

"Did our moderator just turn the corner?"

[helderheid]

36. I want to see Keith Olbermann moderate!

[Rhiannon12866]

46. That would be my dream, too...

He would be amazing, and wouldn't put up with any of the bull, but I'd much rather see him moderate the Republicans than the Democrats, since the Democratic candidates each have a message. How cool would it be to have KO moderate the Republican debate? He'd hold their feet to the fire and ask them relevant questions and wouldn't put up with them all just invoking Reagan... :D

[SharonAnn]

37. Judy Woodruff. And she's a good interviewer.

[StudentsMustUniteNow]

38. What's wrong with Wolf Blitzer?

It seems as though he's leading the candidates into supporting harshly neonconservative foreign policy. What's up with that?

[WiseButAngrySara]

58. Wolf Blitzer is a Pro-Israeli Neo-Con. Google him. And Welcome? ..n/t

[donco6]

100. He fancies himself a master manipulator.

But actually he's just a buffoon.

[NastyRiffraff]

39. Garfield the cat n/t

[Ghost in the Machine]

42. The teachers and parents from the "Peanuts" cartoons..

wommmppppwhaa whaaa hawww whompwhawha whompwha....

[symbolman]

43. Pee Wee Herman

"I Know YOU are, but what am I?!" :)

Someone needs to make an ad for a Sleep Aid called "Wolf BlitzAid" - his monotonous slow whine reminds me of a Mosquito on mass quaaludes.

I think it's intentional, they use his boring qualities to BORE people shitless so they don't really listen, then they can sneak bullshit LOADED Poison pill questions past people, and infect their brains.

And that whole sticking that petrified Monkey Paw out there with a pen in it is starting to be funny.. watch for it, like he's waiting for people to kiss his freaking PEN or something.

What a Yutz. He reminds me of some creature that should be in a Chinese Zoo. :)

I once got him laughing his ass off at the Democratic Primaries in Boston. They had thugs shoving people away from their real estate, they'd built a low stage and OWNED that area.. so I got off to the side, where Blitzo could still see me, and kept making the Shadow Character for a WOLF with my hands, were he could see it.. the dipshit began laughing, caught him completely off guard, and the general he was interviewing was actually pissed off, being an ego driven asshole he thought it was about HIM.

Blitzo was still chuckling as he went on the air.. :)

[WiseButAngrySara]

59. I would love to see that one! ....n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

44. Poppy Bush

Or Maybe Babs...

[samsingh]

45. with Democrats coming back to power - idiot talking head

whores like blitzer and zahn are not going to be able to survive. they's too stupid to be able to talk to intelligent leaders.

[mcscajun]

47. Doctor John Zoidberg.

[lpbk2713]

48. Professor Irwin Corey

[mcscajun]

50. Now *that's* the kind of clear thinking we need today!

Words of wisdom from the Professor:
"I would rather be a son of a bitch than a son of a BUSH."
http://www.irwincorey.org/

[EFerrari]

51. Me. You. My dog or one of my cats. n/t

[WinkyDink]

52. Harpo.

[Desertrose]

54. Its a tie between my cat & my philodendron

Probably the cat....he is such a ham. Might make things more interesting.

:evilgrin:

DR

[Beelzebud]

55. Alfred E. Numan

[MGKrebs]

56. Elmer Fudd. eom.

[Patsy Stone]

57. A potted palm?

John McLaughlin would be pretty funny too.

[DesertRat]

60. Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul. n/t

[porphyrian]

61. A Milk Dud. - n/t

[StudentProgressive]

62. Bill Moyers or Amy Goodman!

ENOUGH SAID!

[Edweird]

66. Shake!

[Kurovski]

67. Carrot Top.

[Kurovski]

68. A yeast infection.

[Kurovski]

69. Torquemada

[Kurovski]

70. Charo

[Jack Rabbit]

71. My cat. Ike

[Kurovski]

72. A pot roast

[Kurovski]

73. Ronald McDonald

[Kurovski]

74. Tinky Winky

[Patsy Stone]

84. Tinky Winky's purse

:hi:

[Kurovski]

89. Tinky Winky's purse in a vacuum.

:hi:

[Kool Kitty]

75. One of my pet turtles.

[Kurovski]

77. Joe Lieberman!

[Kurovski]

76. Someone sitting around the CNN cafeteria.

[calimary]

78. Olbermann.

Period.

[Bluebear]

79. Mrs. Butterworth nt

[Kurovski]

92. LOL!

"Senator Clinton, do you prefer pancakes or waffles?"

[Hardrada]

80. Don Pardo

[BlooInBloo]

81. Solomon Grundy smash Wolf Blitzer!!

[upi402]

82. dry crap

[Jamastiene]

83. The Travelocity Gnome, or any gnome statue would be better.

or a blade of grass. Anything would be better except Elizabeth Hasselbeck.

[hatrack]

86. My right shoe. The mouse pad on the desk in front of me.

Senor Wences.

A cute, furry kitten.

A ball of yarn.

The General from the Dukes of Hazzard.

A petri dish full of paramecia.

[Kurovski]

98. Fingernail clippings.

[Patsy Stone]

101. Dust.

[EFerrari]

109. Sink scum.

[Patsy Stone]

113. A spent match.

:hi:

[Kurovski]

110. Rust.

[Patsy Stone]

116. A French Manicure.

[Kurovski]

117. Streisand's pinky.

[Patsy Stone]

119. Okay

You owe me a keyboard. :rofl:

[Kurovski]

120. Barry Manilow's piano tuner.

[KamaAina]

88. Zoidberg

[MiniMe]

90. Skinner is a much better moderator than Blitzer

:evilgrin:

[KansDem]

91. My nine-year-old son...

...at least he knows what questions to ask.

[zonkers]

93. Helen Keller. Rodney Allen Rippy. Cal Worthington.

[BlooInBloo]

95. Go see Cal, go see Cal, go see Cal!

[Radical Activist]

94. A group or random civilians standing next to Osama Bin-Laden

Or the members of the audience who asked much better questions despite making it through the CNN screening process.

[Canuckistanian]

102. Any sentient two-legged mammal

Although I'm skeptical about Bonzo the Chimp....

[mmonk]

103. My dog

now deceased.

[geek_sabre]

104. Wolf was better than

Chris Matthews. By a long shot.

[lonestarnot]

105. Barney.

And bushitler dropped him on his head.

[dave29]

106. A caveman

"I'm just a caveman, your war on terror frightens me"

[dave29]

111. edit to add the caveman must be drunk

and or rabid

[slowry]

107. Antimatter n/t

[Kurovski]

121. A black hole.

[slowry]

122. /dev/null n/t

[Reterr]

108. Me.nt

[jgraz]

112. A disembodied asshole speaking in fart noises.

[Patsy Stone]

114. No

That was Wolf.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

115. You.

[jgraz]

118. Wow, first I'm Time's Person of the Year, now I'm moderating a debate!

No wonder McDonald's thinks I deserve a break.