PCIntern
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Mon Jun-04-07 08:06 AM
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Paris Hilton vs. Tucker Carlson |
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Edited on Mon Jun-04-07 08:08 AM by PCIntern
Paris: Pretty in a cheap slutty way Tucker: Ditto
Paris: Changes Fashions Daily Tucker: Changes Tie style Bienially
Paris: No knowledge of world affairs Tucker: Ditto
Paris: Video of F-----g boyfriend Tucker: Video of F-----g the Truth
Paris: Busted for DUI and other offenses Tucker: Busted for threatening video store clerk
Paris: Looks much better in shadows of her legendary video Tucker: Looks much better with a foot thru the tube
Paris: Off TV when she was incarcerated Tucker Off TV when he was macerated by Jon Stewart
Paris: Can't sing or act for shit Tucker: Can't dance for shit Stay tuned!
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Mon Jun-04-07 08:20 AM
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1. Actually, they're a perfect match intellectually. n/t |
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Mon Jun-04-07 08:23 AM
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2. Their voices sound alike! |
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Mon Jun-04-07 08:31 AM
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4. This is going a long way to prove a point but... |
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I'd rather listen to her any day. Tucker Carlson makes her sound like Martin Buber.
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Mon Jun-04-07 08:28 AM
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3. Spoiled rich kids, both of 'em. nt |
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Mon Jun-04-07 09:02 AM
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5. I guess they would look good in a cell together |
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and that would pretty much guarantee no jailhouse sex.. :)
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Mon Jun-04-07 09:07 AM
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6. Anyone else notice that he's gone back into "Crossfire" mode |
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on hyperdrive the past few months? Can't stand to watch him for more than two or three minutes (and that's only because I'll turn over to him as he's wrapping up his show and Hardball's coming on LOL!).
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