ck4829
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Mon Jun-04-07 09:19 PM
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RNC hires voodoo witch doctor to try and reanimate corpse of Ronald Reagan |
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Comments one anonymous official: "We don't have any real candidates, but we think the twenty second amendment doesn't apply to zombies who served two terms in their previous lives." He continued, "Better not tell the religious right about this, or they'll flip, but then again, they haven't even noticed our sacrifices made to Mammon with the blood of Iraqi children, so they might not even notice."
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BrklynLiberal
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Mon Jun-04-07 09:21 PM
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1. If there was a chance in a million, I am sure they would try it. |
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Mon Jun-04-07 09:23 PM
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2. Don't laugh, it is working! |
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Edited on Mon Jun-04-07 09:24 PM by JohnnyLib2
Just heard from a relative in California -- The Gipper was spotted riding his horse in the hills above Santa Monica. Doomed, we're doooooomed.
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Mark 2000
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Mon Jun-04-07 09:23 PM
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3. Reagan was dead the last 3 years of his presidency anyway |
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And no one noticed then. Actually, the way the presidential royalty has been Im sure one of his sons could run and people would eat it up. Theirs nothing like a good dynasty.
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Mon Jun-04-07 09:24 PM
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4. Who needs a witch doctor? |
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They way they treat ol' Ronnie, you'd think he'd just walk out of his tomb on the third day.
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Mon Jun-04-07 09:24 PM
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5. Hellooooo new Onion article |
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Mon Jun-04-07 09:50 PM
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6. Ah, the halcyon Reagan years. Good times. |
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The guy talked a good game, although he didn't write a word of it.
He union busted with a smile on his face and laughingly put into place "trickle down economics".
Yep, whatta guy. And, he was a zombie the first go round, so he's got "presidenting as a zombie" down pat. MKJ
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