Juicy, juicy! Nat'l Enq: Rudy Giuliani's (new) Secret Mistress?

[npincus]

High-brow DUers, this thread is not for you. Turn back NOW.

On your newsstand now, the June 11 issue: :rofl:



Funny, this "exclusive" is conspicuously absent from their web site so I had to scan it for pics. Is it true? Who the hell knows! But it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy! After all, this is Rudy's MO: cheat on wife #____(fill in blank) with ________(fill in mistress' name). Maybe this will scare off a few more Fundies who were going to hold their noses and vote for him.

According to the article, Rudy met Houston-based 36 year-old Sheperd Starr after he became partner in a prestigious law firm 2 years ago.

While Houston-based Starr and representatives for Rudy all deny an improper relationship exists, a close friend of Starr divulged: "She told me she and Rudy are having a secret affair. She says she sees him whenever he comes to Houston and that she has even traveled to meet him privately."

<snip>

Rudy rarely brings his 52 year-old wife with him on his trips to Houston, and "insider at the law firm told the Enquirer.

But Starr says she and Rudy are just friends, and she told the Enquirer that she has alerted two Houston police officers about a smear campaign being waged against her by a former business associate. The Enquirer found no police report on this matter.

<snip>

But The Enquirer tracked down the man Starr claims is waging the smear campaign against her. He denies smearing Starr but says he and Starr had an intimate relationship and revealed: "For the past six or seven months she was saying she was friends with Rudy, but until recently I didn't attach any significance to it. When we broke up, she told me that she had an affair with Rudy".

:rofl: LOL- is this the kind of story Larry Flynt is trawling for? Betcha the MSM doesn't let this one see the light of day!

[AlCzervik]

1. that is an extremely unfortunate pic of Mrs. Guiliani.

[ljm2002]

6. Also an unfortunate pic of *Mr.* Guiliani n/t

[krispos42]

26. Are there any non-unfortunate pics of Rudy?

Just wondering...

[NYCGirl]

2. Wonkette covered it on May 30th:

http://wonkette.com/politics/rumors/rudy-myspace-shocker-is-this-his-new-gal-pal-264644.php

So what’s the deal? Well, S T A R R (that’s how she spells it on MySpace) is a motivational speaker apparently living in Houston. And Rudy’s a motivational speaker from New York. Think about it.

Anyway, the National Enquirer says she’s Rudy’s mistress, which would make her the 54th known mistress of America’s Mayor™.

She even quotes from Giuliani’s crap book right there in her MySpace profile thingy: “LET THE WORLD BE INSPIRED BY OUR LEADERSHIP AND INSPIRATION FOR GENERATIONS TO CONTINUE OUR LEGACIES.” Yes, sure, whatevs. Also, the Enquirer says she’s been blabbing to her friends about fucking Rudy Giuliani.

FOLLOW THE LINK FOR MORE — WITH PICTURES

[npincus]

4. LOL- thanks!

Leave it to Wonkette!

[NYCGirl]

8. Wonkette is the only political website that leaves me laughing out loud —

and occasionally has good reporting, too!

[Stinky The Clown]

15. Geeze ... she's got that whole 'aging porn queen' look going on

Ewwwww.

Rudy, c'mon, man, you can do better than that.

[Bucky]

52. "Enquirer says she’s been blabbing to her friends about fucking Rudy Giuliani". If this is true...

If this story has legs at all, then she's fucked Rudy in ways she never imagined.

By the way, here's a cheesecake photo she had on her MySpace before. Wonkette grabbed it, but I'm sure she's taken it down from MySpace by now.

[Kurovski]

66. My goodness, that young woman's not wearing any shoes.

[Buzz Clik]

74. Yikes!

[DKRC]

67. It's a man baby!

After reading this guy's post on Wonkette:

Neilist says:

"You East Coast FOOLS!

LOOK at the first photograph on her My Space page!!!!! Look at the way the flowers conceal the throat!!!

LOOK at the neck "choker" in the long shot above!!!

LOOK at the way "she" has her chin down in the "cheesecake" shot above!!!

Why? So you can't see "her" ADAM'S APPLE, of course!!!

THAT'S A MAN, BABY!!!!!

(Maybe you have to grow up in S.F. to develop these instincts. Or have an unfortunate encounter in a certain bar in Bang-Kok . . . . Whatever.)"

And checking out the pics on MS I have to agree! But, either way, I think it's just too much for the RWnuts to overlook for Rudy to take the prize.
:evilgrin:

[Norquist Nemesis]

3. Quick! Get Linda Tripp on the phone!

Sounds like Ms. Shepherd needs a good friend to get her through this. *snicker*

[panader0]

5. I caught bits of the debate last night during commercial breaks

in the Arizona/Tennessee softball championship (Az won 1-0 in the tenth, a great game).
I can say without a doubt that the repubs don't have any good candidates. Guiliani is an idiot.
So are all the rest.

[npincus]

7. OMG- directly from Ms. Sheperd's MySpace page:

http://www.myspace.com/worldstarr

About me:
Believing unswervingly in the Honorable Rudy Giuliani to lead our nation and for his legacy of excellence and optimistic spirit for America to influence generations to come. His excellence, discipline, management, belief, optimism, and compassion to our citizens will protect and advance our One Nation under God. God Bless America for his power.

Yep, she's f*cking him.

[oldtime dfl_er]

9. er.....

:puke:

[JNelson6563]

12. Yep, it's confirmed

:puke: sickening

[malaise]

21. Holy shit

that's a star-struck groupie. Yep something's going on there.

[npincus]

22. I say we dust her for fingerprints.

:rofl:

She also gushes profusely about him on her business web site: www.worldstarr.com (see post below)

[malaise]

30. Good on Yuh!!

:rofl:

[formercia]

23. Obviously, no gag reflex.

They keep getting bonier.

[Richard Steele]

29. I think that's an EXCELLENT summation of the paragraph under discussion.

Yep, she's f*cking him.

:rofl:

[liberalhistorian]

47. Undoubtedly, unquestionably, indubitably, yes, sirree, indeedy,

without a doubt or question, that is pre-zactly what is going on. I wonder if she's "poised for excellence" and helps him "catalyze his flow" during their "life-coaching sessions" where she helps him find what he "really, really, really loves to do!" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Buzz Clik]

73. Yep. That's what my girlfriends always say about me.

The "One Nation under God" is Freudian, and none too subtle.

"Oh, Rudy! God ... bless ... oh! ... America .. for his .... eeeee! ... power! I need a cigarette."

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

10. She looks like a drag queen in her My Space photo. I guess they have that

in common!

http://www.myspace.com/worldstarr

[kestrel91316]

11. Oh dear. Looking at her myspace page, I see she needs to do some

serious remedial work in proper use of punctuation and use of capitals. And she REALLY needs to lay off the peroxide.

In that pic of her with Rudy she looks like she needs to EAT, too.

[rucky]

13. How could he do that to his...

other mistresses!

[bumblebee1]

49. Yeah!!! That's right!!!!

It's okay to cheat on your wife. You should never cheat on your mistresses. :sarcasm:

[npincus]

14. check out her biz web site: worldstarr.com!!!!

http://www.worldstarr.com/

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Holy crap! On the top Nav bar, Under heading "Gobal Success"... check out "Guiliani Leads" !!!!!

GIULIANI LEADS

"LET THE WORLD BE INSPIRED BY OUR LEADERSHIP AND INSPIRATION FOR GENERATIONS TO CONTINUE OUR LEGACIES"

www.solutionsamerica.com for further information and news regarding Former Mayor of NYC Rudoph Giuliani.

"If you want to make a difference in your family, you must have a vision at least the size of your community; if you want to make a difference in your state, you must have a vision at least the size of our nation, and if you want to make a difference in the nation, you must have a global vision and cause" -Dr. John Demartini (best selling author/global speaker)


Oh boy, is she f*cking him! Ewwwwwwww.

[blondeatlast]

31. If this isn't barfworthy, I don't know what is--GAD:

Starr’s discipline for learning, has added distinctiveness to her balanced, graceful and certainly poised lifestyle. With this uniqueness she has now earned the right to help inspire and coach the lives of others.

You cannot make this shit up.

A business built on really bad PowerPoint and a baffling use of $2 words?!

The website is awful and her writing skills, well, suck.

:rofl:

[NJCher]

48. oh yes.....

The S T A R R writing is so bad! Eeeek, I could barely read it. S T A R R apparently believes that writing is the art of throwing words on paper (any words will do, regardless of their meaning).

"...poised lifestyle!" :rofl:

And what's the deal with Ghouliani's myspace presentation? The pics go on and on, even after the music, which seems interminable, stops. The man has to be an egomaniac.

But back to S T A R R. I would like to find just one person who has been coached by this ninny.



Cher

[blondeatlast]

34. Rudy "Solutions" America--is that what the're calling it now?

I'm so 15 minutes ago! :rofl:

[Ilsa]

46. There is a pic of her with Dr. Phil on one page of her site.

Don't ask me to remember where I foundit, but it was on the world starr site. Blech.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

71. There is No Doubt in my mind!!!!

I don't know whether to :rofl: or :puke:??????

[in_cog_ni_to]

16. ROTFLMAO!!!!! Rudy, Rudy, Rudy! KEEP THAT THING IN YOUR PANTS!! Will You Ever LEARN????

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

YEP! This is EXACTLY what Larry Flynt is looking for!!:rofl:

[npincus]

17. Go, Larry GO!!!

Go git 'em!!! :rofl: :applause: :rofl: :applause:

In fairness to Rudy, wouldn't you trade your 52 year-old car in for a 36 year old one? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[alfredo]

18. I did not have sex with that woman.

Wasn't there rumors about him being impotent because of Prostate cancer?

[UTUSN]

19. K&R for "High-brow DUers, this thread is not for you. Turn back NOW"!!1 n/t

[malaise]

20. Maybe this is the only one Larry was seeking

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[Gabi Hayes]

24. "We got Rudy, yes we do. We got Rudy, how 'bout you?" !!!!!!!!!!

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=101741256

[PA Democrat]

28. "We got Rudy, yes we do."

Is that his official campaign song? Oh my. He doesn't even have good judgment in music.

[npincus]

36. Holy crap...

What kind of sick f*ck created that site? :puke:

[formercia]

25. Rudy has a Universal Adaptor

Rudy with his best 'buddy'.

[momster]

27. Okay, I'm a low-brow...

I'll play.

This fills Mr. G's pattern of serial affairs. He's on Wifie 3 and cheated on Wifie 1 and Wifie 2. Doesn't Wifie 3 smell the coffee? She's fifty-something and married to a guy with a history of wandering. And he's in the dangerous years when even a straight-shooter monogamous guy starts to think about grabbing that last go-round of gusto with some PYT. Mrs. G should save what little self-respect that is left to her and bail now.

[blondeatlast]

32. Her site is a HOOT--and she has serious delusions of grandeur.

Really crappy music, really, really bad PowerPoint and a complete inability to write a coherent sentence.

Not to mention--not a single solid resume builder to speak of.

This is gonna get good. I suggest she hie thee to her PC and pull that site ASAP--it's godawful.

Edit: crappy typing today, but I am able to write coherently.

You just have to see it, trust me:
http://www.worldstarr.com/

[Maddy McCall]

37. I just puked in my mouth. Read this copy/paste from her 4th slide.

As a leading competitor since early childhood, Starr has known the thrills and challenges of being ahead of the competition. Such leadership has fueled her life as she has pursued her many inspiring dreams. Even her exceptional name has guided her destiny - Starr. Her amazing discipline, enthusiasm and keen focus have remained her most successful calling cards. From peak performing in ice skating, barrel racing, rhythmic twirling gymnastics, and ballet dancing in childhood, to now rising and competing as a social and fashion savvy adult and international professional speaker, she is once again making her world class marks. From gold medaling in the U.S. World athletic team to living an inspired life and vision, Starr has lead and is continually leading the way to excellence.

Starr’s discipline for learning, refining and toning has added distinctiveness to her balanced, graceful and certainly poised lifestyle. With this uniqueness she has now earned the right to help inspire and coach the lives of others. It has been her love for networking with powerful people that has catapulted her excellence in so many areas of achievement and added to her many tools for inspiring lifestyle quality and growth.

Although initially an elite professional athlete Starr soon went on to achieve her excellence also in education - acquiring her Master’s Degree in Marriage and Family Therapy as well as a minor in Sports Psychology. These studies gave greater depth to her skills of coaching others. Her rising coaching talents soon extended beyond the world’s sports arenas and began encompassing other professionals. This led her to blaze fiery new trails within various health professions, helping doctors and staff members to build thriving dream practices that sizzled.

Starr’s mission presently is to inspire with her heartfelt words the minds of others so they may discover their own individual missions, visions, and dreams and live as she has truly lived with excellence from the heart. She loves to help others ‘get in the zone’ and to discover what they really-really-really would love to do. Her ability to draw parallels between competitive sports and daily living, whether personal or professional, has enabled her to catalyze the ‘flow’ in the millions she has inspired. She has dreamed of making a true difference in the world since childhood, and feels that is what everyone has the potential to do. Her ability to awaken in others a more purposeful and meaningful life has made her a modern leader and teacher in high demand.

“Believe in your true potential - live with vivid clarity - fulfill your inspiring mission and vision and definitely love what you do.”
Starr

[npincus]

38. "from peak performing in ice skating, barrel racing, rhythmic twirling gymnastics ..."

:rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

39. *ahem*

Did you see this?

Although initially an elite professional athlete Starr soon went on to achieve her excellence also in education - acquiring her Master’s Degree in Marriage and Family Therapy...


:rofl:

oh, and then there's this:

She loves to help others ‘get in the zone’ and to discover what they really-really-really would love to do.

:rofl: :rofl:

[npincus]

40. Oh, Lord...

Her ability to draw parallels between competitive sports and daily living, whether personal or professional, has enabled her to catalyze the ‘flow’ in the millions she has inspired.

So she talks in hokey football metaphors? She screams "Touchdown!" when Giuliani climbs on?

Catalyzing the "flow"- she developed a cure for diareahea? Someone call those Nobel guys fast. Sorry Al, it's Starr's year, and her cure for the runs.

:rofl:

Holy Shit.

[Maddy McCall]

41. Let's you and I get together...

have a few beers, and really really analyze that website.

:rofl:

In light of the Guilliani affair, her website is a gas. :D

[npincus]

42. LOL- would love to!

:toast:

...but first you have to tell me: what is a "certainly poised lifestyle"? And, do you "catapult your excellence" before or after you "catalyze your flow"? Is that done "in your zone" or in the end zone? (sports metaphor, wink wink- really really really really clever)

So many questions!

Starr’s discipline for learning, refining and toning has added distinctiveness to her balanced, graceful and certainly poised lifestyle. With this uniqueness she has now earned the right to help inspire and coach the lives of others. It has been her love for networking with powerful people that has catapulted her excellence in so many areas of achievement and added to her many tools for inspiring lifestyle quality and growth.

[Maddy McCall]

44. Oh....MY.....GODZ......

I think I wet my pants laughing.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Can...........not...........breathe.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[blondeatlast]

56. Mind if I bring a brew and join you? That site is priceless! nt

[npincus]

57. LOL- sure, please do!

Let's drink until we catapult our excellence- right on the floor!

:toast:

her site is the gift that keeps on giving...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

WTF?

BE-BELIEVE-BECOME


We are graciously dedicated to the discovery of the magical and inspiring gifts of our human abilities that allow our physical being to thrive and be thrilled with radiant vitality and mental clarity for creating our dreams. Thank you for spending this time exploring your magnificent nature and how to access your greatest powers. Every person is worthy of deserving their dreams. We’ve noticed many need help and support to reawaken their power and strength within especially when challenged….GLOBAL SUCCESS™ programs are a gift to our spirit that is stronger than we know, resonating with the minds mastery and our shining grace that illuminate our lives, as we are all stars of the universe….full of light for generations to follow the infinite magical powers for impacting legacies to shine forth for others guidance.

One of the most powerful things we can do in life is to recognize our POWER. How powerful and empowering our inner knowing of our own magnificence can be in our lives when we awaken our true God given abilities to do all we can with all that we have been given. This program will allow you to apply new thoughts, senses, actions, behaviors, love, gratitude, and wisdom to your daily life fulfilling your existence in ways you have only dreamed of revealing. You will take home a new and illuminate confidence & self-esteem, a no-fear energy that matters in terms of doing whatever it takes to create the vision of your service to the world, a health and inspirational repertoire of vitality, discovering what you love, what your vision is, understanding how voids are not voids, allowing the opposite sex to be stunned by your presence, drive men and women crazy by your gift of sensual and wise allure, nurture love to all around you, have a sophisticated and professional impacting image, engage your mind and heart to your purpose and mission, and to awaken your innermost desires, visions, and dreams. You will deeply explore the outward projective reflections of visible beauty that come from the material world, and the inner radiance of invisible beauty that develops from love and gratitude of the heart.

[blondeatlast]

59. It's a little early to catapult my excellence, see you around 3PM, Pacific! Translation of bold text

follows--at least I'll TRY...

How powerful and empowering our inner knowing of our own magnificence can be in our lives when we awaken our true God given abilities to do all we can with all that we have been given.

TR: I've gained a lot through pop Zen psycholgy, Clairol and offering myself up to semi-powerful men and I work out a lot. Oh, I almost forgot, I found God--I just seem to have lost him somewhere...

Or something.

That site is a freaking riot. I hope someone with more knowledge can do a screen capture. I don't care if the Rudy rumor plays out or not; this is just a batshit loony, power hungry RRRepublican with a business built on ether.

[npincus]

60. LOL on the translation!

:rofl:

BTW, do you know STARR is a former national Baton Twirling Champion? No shit- as per The Enquirer. Maybe the baton accidently fell on her head one day and ever since then, she can only utter sacchirine-soaked, meandering, meaningless compound sentences, stuffed chock full of verbs, adjectives and adverbs? Actually, David Brooks once dissected Harriet Miers' writing in an Op-Ed... it is remarkably similar in style to Starr's (minus the drippy honey); long dense sentences void of meaning or sense.

Here's an old thread I bookmarked on how to do a screen cap: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=364&topic_id=430483

But do you mean save the whole damn thing before it gets scrubbed? I think it's a Flash site, I don't have the software or sophistication to download it. Jeez, I hope somebody out there can..

I'm sorry you're not ready to catapult, but your translation was still excellent!

[blondeatlast]

61. I must "expand my inner knowing" before I "catapult my excellence."

Otherwise I won't have the empowering power from my inner knowing to "discover (my) own individual missions, visions, and dreams and live as (I have) truly lived with excellence from the heart."

In other words, housework and kid to the library first. Beer and laughs on DU later! :rofl:

[Swamp Rat]

43. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

"Master’s Degree in Marriage and Family Therapy" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

45. Hahahaha!

I bet that website isn't up tomorrow....how effin' embarrassing, considering the scandal she's involved in.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[blondeatlast]

55. "Master's in Marraige and Family Therapy" too. OMG, I can't stand it!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Jed Dilligan]

33. What is wrong with her eyes?

She looks like she was stitched together from several different unattractive people.

[DemBones DemBones]

35. That photo on her MySpace with the

big hair upsweep and the sequined dress is soooooo Texas!

Just before Bush was inaugurated the first time, I was with a group of women, some of whom were interested in the gowns the women would wear.

Quietly, a Democratic friend said, "I bet there's not a sequin left in Texas."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Marr]

50. Don't worry- even if there's video of the two of them getting it on,

this story won't go any further than the Enquirer. When it comes to Republican immorality, the media developes an acute sense of propriety.

[Decruiter]

51. Does anyone at DU really care? Is this man a truly viable candidate or just

a really huge distraction, just hang on everyone, Fred is coming to the rescue, hadn't you heard yet. Fred is joining the race in July. Fred is the one, fred, fred, fred.

He is better than Ronnie, or hadn't you heard that yet?

Fred is going to save us all. "LAW AND ORDER", just slipped for a minute though on that Libby deal.............

[Bucky]

53. He's leading in the polls right now, of course. And Fred could always blow up himself

I'm not sure they've figured out how to market a candidate for president who's being treated for a "totally benign" cancer condition. This is gonna be a McCain-Romney fight. It was always gonna be a McCain-Romney fight.

[liberalhistorian]

58. Ol' Freddy has his own family values "issues", so to speak.

Remember, he left his wife of twenty-five years to marry a child four years younger than his own daughter, for God's sake! But you never, ever, ever hear that from any repub or the MSM, ever. I never would have known it had it not been for DU and DailyKos. The MSM double standard when it comes to pubbies and Dems never fails to amaze me and is truly infuriating.

[Lasher]

54. Uncle Miltie never ran for president but this is pretty close.

The 'family values' party strikes again! :rofl:

[npincus]

62. shameless self-kick

[Stephanie]

63. Oh thank you! I might have missed it.

:hi: It certainly does fit the pattern. I would not be the least surprised. You know he had a mistress prior to Judith Nathan while NYC mayor - a member of his staff, Christine Lategano. It was widely known and reported. Republicans, they're all the same.

[npincus]

65. you're welcome!

:hi:

This one is about to disappear to the place where all damaging dirt on Repubs seems to go... that MSM black hole. I am hoping against hope that Larry Flynt will give this one new life with his $1 million bounty... SOMEBODY, SOMEWHERE must have seen Giuliani slip into a hotel room with Ms.Sheperd, or having an intimate dinner. Somewhere... somebody must have the goods, proof positive, that he is fooling around AGAIN. I personally think St. Rudy of 9-11 will be the toughest Repub to beat, so am REALLY hoping this one blows up in his face.

BTW, you must check Ms. Sheperd's web site (and MySpace page)... OMG...

www.worldstarr.com

[blondeatlast]

64. Need to catapult your excellence? That website is still up and Starr would

just love to catapult your inner knowing--ah, hell, I was an English major and couldn't write that crappy prose if I tried.

http://www.worldstarr.com/

[Stephanie]

68. My god!

It's unbelieveable. Just what is it that she DOES? I hope she's not a composer!

How to Build and Manage a
Sizzling Dental Practice
& Still Have a Balanced Life

[Stuckinthebush]

70. Well, when I catapulted my excellence the other day...

It hit the Wall of Hubris with a nasty splat and then slid into the Moat of Banality.

Eh...whatcha gonna do? :shrug:

[blondeatlast]

69. One must catapult an excellent thread, even on a Saturday...

:kick:

[Strelnikov_]

72. Looks like the GOP Oligarchs program to knock off Mericas Mayor has begun

in earnest.

If we begin to see attacks on Mitt Romulan, it will then be apparent that 'Billy Bass' Thompson has been chosen for Reich succession.


The Soviet system still lives on, in the modern day GOP (Does this mean Raygun was a closet Soviet?).