The latest from my looney-toons rightwing co-worker

[deadmessengers]

A few weeks ago, I posted here about my slightly unbalanced right-wing co-worker.

His latest outburst: "I can't wait for that fat fuck Ted Kennedy to keel over. I think when he does croak I'll bring my daughter to see his grave, and explain to her why Daddy's taking a leak on it."

Any comment I might make about this would be entirely superfluous.

[jgraz]

1. See here's where I'd get fired

"So exactly how many times HAVE you shown your daughter your penis?"

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

4. .

:rofl:

[pnorman]

5. I LOVED THAT RESPONSE!

n/t

pnorman

[deadmessengers]

8. There's only one word for that response

"Insuperable".

Thread ended, jgraz wins.

:rofl:

[krispos42]

9. :snort:

:spray:

[CatWoman]

20. more importantly

how long did it take for her to stop pointing at it and laughing?

[krispos42]

22. "Daddy, how come...."

"when you grew up your peepee stayed the same size?"

[hobbit709]

2. Tell him you're going to turn him in

for threatening to expose himself in front of his daughter. That should make him blow a gasket.

[BOSSHOG]

3. Would that not constitute some perverse child molestation?

And could he not be then forced to register as a sex offender? On the other hand, urine is an ideal fertilizer.

[JackintheGreen]

11. Uh...no it's not

urine contains ammonia, which kills things.

It *can* be used as a cleaner (sort of) because it's sterile. I believe traditional Bedouin use camel urine to clean newborns. Or so I've read.

[Lars39]

12. urine is sterile while in the bladder.

there's no way to sterilize the end of the urethra, so at best it is 'clean', depending on the germs at the end of the urethra.

[deadmessengers]

17. Well... you could boil it.

And on this guy, that might not be an awful idea. ;)

[Lars39]

19. lol

Can't ever tell, might start a new fad among the fundies. :D

[BOSSHOG]

21. Interesting

I go out back in the winter time (early evening) and pee. The grass on that spot grows incredibly come early spring.

[sandnsea]

6. Gotta love those family values

followed by, don't ever talk to me again you stupid fucking idiot.

I do not know how you guys tolerate this shit.

[Richard Steele]

7. Tell your superiors that he "mentioned a fantasy involving dropping trou in front of his daughter".

Let him exlain it in detail to them.

[bryant69]

10. Maybe he should write a children's book

Something about Grave Desecration and family fun.

Bryant
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[hootinholler]

13. Ah Pat, sure I'll pour a bottle of wiskey on your grave...

You won't mind if I let it filter through my kidneys first will ya?

Old Joke.

-Hoot

[durrrty libby]

14. He's dreaming. He won't get within a mile of Ted's grave

[formerrepuke]

15. Well- he may not see it in his lifetime; longevity favors the Kennedy family..

..that is, the ones who manage to elude assassins & accidents. Rose Kennedy lived past 100, I think.

[Bitwit1234]

16. Those type of people don''t deserve responses.

You have to remember that people that act like that are so darn insecure in their own life they have to put down other people to make them feel good. I would ignore him, or give him a smirk and walk off.

[deadmessengers]

18. I choose to ignore him...

that is, when I'm not posting his rants for public mockery here on DU!