Cute, funny joke I just HAD to steal

[CatWoman]

:)

Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, “You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?” Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, “Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?” Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity. Saint Peter is suitably impressed. “You really ARE Einstein!” he says. “Welcome to heaven!”

The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials. Picasso asks, “Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?” Saint Peter says, “Go ahead.” Picasso erases Einstein’s equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk. Saint Peter claps. “Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!” he says. “Come on in!”

Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, “Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?” George W. looks bewildered and says, “Who are Einstein and Picasso?” Saint Peter sighs and says, “Come on in, George.”

[Libby2]

1. I love it! n/t

[babylonsister]

2. This is patently wrong, CatWoman. There is NO WAY

the dim one gets into heaven, if there is such a place. :spank:




:evilgrin:

[Buzz Clik]

4. amen, sister.

[zbdent]

8. there was an interesting debate on, of all places, South Park

if a person is incapable of confessing his sins, how could he be admitted to Heaven?

Timmy should get into Heaven, not Bush ...

Also, just saw a "Robot Chicken" episode where an atheist gets into Heaven. While there, he meets his uncle (implied molestation), several other odd residents, and finally Hitler, who says "I'm as shocked as you are ..."; I guess on that standard, Bush could make it into Heaven ...

[bunkerbuster1]

12. There is if you're a Universalist.

Just sayin'.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universalist#Christianity

[classof56]

3. Very funny--I'm gonna steal that one myself!

Thanks for starting my morning with a much-needed laugh!

Class

[Hamlette]

5. love it

[jollyreaper2112]

6. rewrite

Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, “Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?” George W. looks bewildered and says, “Who are Einstein and Picasso?” Saint Peter nods knowingly. "Leave it to the putz to get it wrong, even in death. You're in the wrong place, George."

[blondeatlast]

7. It needs amending:

"St. Peter says, ah, so you really are George Bush. Step aside Mr. President..."

Whoooooooooooooosh.

Satan says: "DamnitI knew he was coming. I just so hoped Jesus would believe his BS but I shoulda known better. Crap."

[Parche]

9. Can You Prove That You Are CatWoman???

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:


OH MEOW

[CatWoman]

10. there is a family of cats who have taken over my back yard

and that kitten looks like one of them :)

:hi:

[in_cog_ni_to]

11. LOL! Yep, that's the psycho. But he should be in HELL, not heaven.

IMCPO.

[tjwash]

13. Hey you need one of these...

...

A Cat-Cam. It lets you see what the cat sees. This would be pretty cool to have, if our cat did more than sit on the corner of our bed all day, and occasionally pounce on the dog when he walks around the corner.

[Kurovski]

14. I love it!

:D

[Catherine Vincent]

15. Bwahahaha!

That made my weekend!

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

16. LOL Very Good!

Ya know, sometimes when things start getting just a bit too tense or frustrating around here, there should be like a DU joke night or something. Nothin like a good joke to lighten things up. :)

[Grandrose]

17. Hilarious!

Thanks!:rofl: :kick: