All the Paris Hilton hype is a shame.

[Dogmudgeon]

On edit: fixed a typo

Sure, she should do her time, but we shouldn't make fun of her.

--p!

[AlCzervik]

1. oh ibtl.

[RevCheesehead]

3. me, too.

:popcorn: Want some?

[AlCzervik]

7. quick before is ***poofed** i predict a zot and not a lock.

[RevCheesehead]

10. zot?

As in being teleported to the Lounge?
Could be.
:popcorn:

[AlCzervik]

13. as in removed, like the lounge doesn't get punished enough?

:7

[Swamp Rat]

25. Hey, let's all go to the archives together!

:D :hi:

[AlCzervik]

30. you are a terrible, terrible person.

:loveya: :rofl:

[Swamp Rat]

35. I'm a 'dirty rat'

:D :rofl:

[Poiuyt]

41. Great picture, Swamp!

Ron Jeremy and Jeff Gannon? I didn't know that they were Bush's personal valets!

[Swamp Rat]

43. Just check the White House overnight list for the last 6 years.

;) :D

[notadmblnd]

2. Take a pill.

:crazy:

[mike_c]

4. IBTL!

eom

[WiseButAngrySara]

15. IBTL? ? Definition anyone? ....n/t

[AlCzervik]

16. in before the lock.

[WiseButAngrySara]

26. LOL! thanks. I thought it had something to do with 'banning to

the Lounge' Strange post anyhoots!

[BlooInBloo]

17. In Before The Lock.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

19. I'd Boink The Lady

[WiseButAngrySara]

29. ROFL! ....n/t

[Scurrilous]

20. self delete

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

5. You lost me at the "this is sarcasm"

:shrug:

[BlooInBloo]

6. Stupidest post of 2007

[DS1]

8. You spelled torture wrong

Spelling Nazi has arrived, thread complete.

Moving right along

[uppityperson]

33. Spelled stake wrong also. Unless promoting putting a cow piece on her.

[shadowknows69]

9. Um, you first.

I'll watch. Maybe you should video tape it?

[Name removed]

11. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Dogmudgeon]

27. Nope. Pissed off.

Over Ms. Hilton going to jail? Hardly.

Over the 24-7 media coverage (that includes DU) -- and is dedicated to a combination of paparazzi and hatred? Certainly.

How many soldiers died in Iraq today? How many civirians? How's that Gen. Pace doin'?

Interestingly, I've never gotten 110 hits in the first minute of posting, either, and I have spent hours on some posts that got 10 hits and fell off the page. So who's imparied or crazy?

--p!

[WiseButAngrySara]

39. I'm pissed too for much the same reasons and because

I'm angry I have wasted time here today answering a few of the endless posts about Hilton, which includes this one. This one is a bit dramatic for my taste though! Glad you're not impaired.

[Texasgal]

48. Then stop anserwing the threads about Hilton..

It really is that simple.

[Texasgal]

47. Ummm have you tried the HIDE thread option?

I love how people come on here and BITCH about what is being discussed. It doesn't take much to HIDE the thread...

[WiseButAngrySara]

54. Yes, I love how you come on here and BITCH about what

is being discussed. You responded to this thread! Take your own advise.

[incapsulated]

12. I would never call Paris Hilton fat

Skinny-assed stupid 'ho, yes. Fat? No.


:smoke:

[AlCzervik]

24. d00d he said "Fatty" no "Fat" sheesh!

:beer:

[incapsulated]

34. "FAT! FAT! FAT! "

Hey, man, he called her fat, too. Like three times, even.

And don't call me d00d.

:silly:

[El Supremo]

14. She's your friend - right?

[Bjornsdotter]

18. IBTL

:popcorn:

[libnnc]

21. I don't want the little twit dead

I JUST WANT HER OFF OF MY MOTHERFUCKING TELEVISION SCREEN.

SHE IS IRRELEVANT.

[Quixote1818]

22. I haven't seen ANY posts that say what you wrote here

Nice try though!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Double T]

23. Man, you need a couple of valium with a Jack Daniel chaser.

[brettdale]

28. IMHO

Drunk drivers belong in jail.

[LostInAnomie]

31. Ummmmm...

IBTL!

[graywarrior]

32. Obviously, she has great power over you to reach this limit of manic proportions.

BTW, rape=bad.

[uppityperson]

36. bwahahahahaha. I copied it before you edited it.

hee hee hee

[BlooInBloo]

56. Fucking wusses. I shoulda screenshotted it.

[Dogmudgeon]

58. Have no fear, Citizen, A**holeman has heard your cry for satisfaction!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=1074754&mesg_id=1075255

--p!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

37. We shouldn't make fun of her?

Why not?

[AlCzervik]

38. WTF? Coward!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[uppityperson]

40. I copied it, wonder how much I should ask for to post, or not post

[AlCzervik]

42. Christmas cards, placemats, Place cards, fun wall hanging.

[WiseButAngrySara]

44. Man what an edited mad rant. ....n/t

[wildhorses]

45. is nothing sacred around here?

:sarcasm:

[AlCzervik]

51. i think that pre edited rant would have made the best commemorative Franklin mint plate ever.

Move over Thomas Stinkade-theres a new sheriff in town.

[Quixote1818]

46. On edit: fixed a typo?????

You erased the whole book your wrote.

[uppityperson]

50. Had a couple misspelled words

oops, so did I.

[Dogmudgeon]

57. Hey, that's a COPYRIGHT VIOLATION.

On Edit: Damn typos!

I had planned to wait the full hour, not a scant 22 minutes.

Post it correctly, with the text formatting an' all:

(I really don't have to post it yet, do I?

Back at T+60)

There. That's more like it.

:evilgrin:

--p!

[uppityperson]

59. That's BETTER!!!!11

I just couldn't get the spelling and formatting right. Was about to pm it to you if you wanted it, but looks like you got it.

[uppityperson]

60. stake torture rats

darn the spell checker

[Swamp Rat]

62. AHH! THE HORROR!!

:yoiks:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

52. That was one hell of a typo.

One time, I was making a grocery list and accidently wrote a death threat to Craig T. Nelson.

Boy was my face red.

[Quixote1818]

49. K & R!!!! nt

:evilgrin:

[OHdem10]

53. It seems this country and our Media love the Scarlet Letter Days

and dragging women through the streets. At least
our Media has not taken to casting stones as
in some countries.

[uppityperson]

55. How would our Media cast stones?

In what other country does the Media cast stones?

[Dogmudgeon]

61. Here it is: THE ORIGINAL POST ! ! ! 1 !

(As promised, one hour after "lift-off".

I posted it for 15 minutes, then fixed all the typos.

Yes, I DID have a good time. I got 800 "hits" and more replies than I ever got before.

Thanks, Paris!

Thanks, DU!)

- * - * -

MOCK HER!

RAPE HER!

CALL HER A BITCH!

TORTCHER HER!

STEAK HER TO A FIRE-ANT HILL!

STRAPP A POT OF HUNGRY RATTS TO HER SLUTY ASSS!

SET HER ON FIRE! WITH A-RABB GASOLENE!

CALL HER A FATTY!

FAT! FAT! FAT!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

LAFF AT HER AGONY!

SCREEM, YOU FATT RICH BICTH WHORE, SCREEM!

KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! ! KILL HER ! ! !

THEN ALSO DO IT TO OJ, TOM CROUSE, PHIL SPECTER, AND DAVID HASSALHOF!

KILL THEM TO!

BECAUSE WE DEMAND JUSTICE ! ! !! !

(Note for the humo(u)r-impaired: This is sarcasm. No objects of scorn and irrational hatred were hurt in the production of this message.)

--p!
Glenn Beck -R- Us.