You're a modern television news journalist - which story do you cover?

[BushOut06]

A) Paris Hilton gets in fist-fight with inmate and is hospitalized
B) Life is discovered on Saturn's moon Titan
C) US launches air strikes against Iran
D) Al Gore announces candidacy for presidency

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

1. B If It's Intelligent Life, C If It Isn't. Probably The Same As Every News Network Out There.

[Redstone]

2. Well, if you work for Fox News, you're NOT a journalist, so it doesn't apply.

I was at the bar having lunch today and they had FUX News on the TV, and I could NOT believe the red, flashing "ALERT" and the fucking helicopter shots.

Hey, way to help fight Global Warming there, burning all that Jet A to keep a chopper up to show us some brown building for a fucking hour, guys.

And thanks for the ALERT graphic, too; I'd not have wanted to miss such a vital story.

Redstone

[baldguy]

3. Which one do you have video for?

Points if its exclusive.

[otherlander]

4. C)

Definitley not B. Life forms on Titan don't deserve to be the latest victims of American attentions.

[Selatius]

5. That's easy. C

Watch the economy suffer a massive oil shock when Iran tries to turn the Hormuz Strait into a shooting gallery.

[wildhorses]

6. in order: c,b,d, and after a commercial...a

now, you see why i am not a modern television journalist;)

[napi21]

7. Most likely YOU won't have the choice!

There are station owners and producers who make those decisions for you.

[babylonsister]

8. C, and who gave the orders, and why? nt

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

9. E. Clinton got a blow job.

[indie_voter]

10. E. Pace resigns during war time. F. Cheney gets a heart

G. Media fiddles as country burns
H. All of the above.