PICTURE: Bush is...BRAINDEAD?!

[NYC Liberal]

[Cabcere]

1. He looks more "undead" to me...

:shrug:

[madokie]

4. Unhinged more like it

[Cabcere]

6. That too... (n/t)

[DFW]

26. Or: Dr. Prodi examines Bush prior to G8 summit meeting

"Look up. That's it. Now cough."

[DesertRat]

2. Look at them purty lights!

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

3. There's A Great Photoshop In That Pic, I Just Don't Know If I Have The Time Or Energy To Do It.

I'll see what I can do, cause I think it would be great.

[Cabcere]

8. Haha - please post it if you get the chance to make one!

:hi: I bet it would be pretty funny.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

19. Ok, I Got One, But Not My Vision.

I abandoned my vision for sake of my not liking its outcome. It was on the way there, but I have no more patience to mess with it. It was gonna be him in that same picture but with handcuffs on his wrists, different environment, and cops around him. Got most of it done but just wasn't fond of it.

So instead, I took the good ole cop out by taking the easy way out. So here ya go!

[Eurobabe]

29. LMAO, what I would PAY to see that happen!!!!

:hi:

[Cabcere]

30. Nice!

Works for me. ;) Thanks! :hi:

[Fridays Child]

5. When he's not working furiously to look like OBH, his natural cretinism just shines.

[Bluebear]

7. He's doing his sidesplitting Stevie Wonder impression.

The guy he waved at from the audience.

[seabeyond]

9. he is trying to see if he can look up his own nose.

only if he angles his head jussssst right.

[TayTay]

10. Hang on Jesus

I have to finish talking to Smiley here first. Be right with you.

[Jamastiene]

11. He looks like he's doing an impersonation of a turkey.

Hope it rains soon. :evilgrin:

[Warren DeMontague]

14. Aw, ya beat me to it. nt

[bahrbearian]

12. the brain dead , "they walk among us"

[Warren DeMontague]

13. What's that thing they say about Turkeys drowning themselves in the rain? nt

[RaleighNCDUer]

15. Can we get a diagnosis, Dr Frist? nt

[johnaries]

36. Not without a doctored video. Even Frist isn't "that good". nt

[133724]

16. Brains.. I want Brains...I want Brains....

cause I ain't got none....

[sniffa]

17. FEED TERRI

[IDemo]

18. flashbacks

[liberalla]

20. He's hearing voices again... Is that God talking to me? Karl? Mommy?

[Kindigger]

21. With a thick accent........

"Yes Mr. Boosh, that is indeed one very fine ingrown hair."

[driver8]

22. What happened to the bolts on the side of his neck?

Did he have them removed??

[SalmonChantedEvening]

23. Sir... it's a fresco, not a fresca. n/t

[DFW]

24. The dialogue went something like this:

Prodi: "Guarda, Giorgio! Up on da ceiling! An angel! Keep looking! It's up there!"

Bush: "I think I see it, Romano, just give me another minute, there. Oh, by the
way, do you see my wallet anywhere? I'm sure I had it in my pocket just a moment ago..."

Prodi: "No, Giorgio, non ho visto niente. I haven't seen it anywhere. But if you hand
over those CIA guys who ran those illegal abductions out of my country, my memory
might improve markably!"

[Kindigger]

31. Now that was good

:thumbsup:

[Sapphocrat]

25. Yeah, he's dead... He's all messed up.

Because of the obvious threat to untold numbers of citizens due to the crisis that is even now developing, this radio station will remain on the air day and night. This station and hundreds of other radio and TV stations throughout this part of the country are pooling their resources through an emergency network hook-up to keep you informed of all developments. At this hour, we repeat, these are the facts as we know them: There is an epidemic of mass murder being committed by a virtual army of unidentified assassins. The murders are taking place in villages and cities, in rural homes and suburbs with no apparent pattern nor reason for the slayings. It seems to be a sudden general explosion of mass homicide. We have some descriptions of the assassins. Eyewitnesses say they are ordinary-looking people. Some say they appear to be in a kind of trance. Others describe them as being misshapen monsters. At this point, there's no really authentic way for us to say who or what to look for and guard yourself against. Reaction of law enforcement officials is one of complete bewilderment at this hour. Police and sheriffs' deputies and emergency ambulances are literally deluded with calls for help. The scene can be best described as mayhem. The mayors of Pittsburg, Philadelphia, and Miami, along with the governments of several eastern and midwestern states indicated that the National Guard may be mobilized at any moment... The main advice news reporters have been able to get from official sources is to tell private citizens to stay inside their homes behind locked doors. Do not venture outside for any reason until the nature of this crisis has been determined, and until we can advise what course of action to take. Keep listening to radio and TV for special instructions as this crisis develops further. Thousands of office and factory workers are being urged to stay at their places of employment, not to make any attempt to get to their homes. However, in spite of this urging and warning, streets and highways are packed with frantic people trying to reach their families or, apparently, to flee just anywhere. We repeat, the safest course of action at this time is simply to stay where you are. Ladies and gentlemen, we've just received word that the President has called a meeting of his Cabinet to deal with the sudden epidemic of murder that has seized the eastern third of this nation. The meeting is scheduled to convene within the hour. Members of the Presidential Cabinet will be joined by officials of the FBI and military advisors. White House spokesmen are saying there will be an official announcement immediately following that meeting. This is the latest dispatch just received in our news room. The latest word also - this is from nation press services in Washington, D.C. - tells us that the emergency Presidential conference which we just mentioned will include high-ranking scientists from the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. So far, the best advice they are able to give the public is this quote from Chief T. K. Dunbar from Camden, North Carolina, who is quoted as saying, "Tell the people for God's sake to get off the streets! Tell them to go home and lock their windows and doors up tight! We don't know what kind of murder-happy characters we have here!" ... Eyewitness accounts described the assassins as ordinary-looking people, misshapen monsters, people who look like they're in a trance, and creatures that look like people but behave like animals. Some tell of seeing victims that looked as if they had been torn apart. ... These terrible events kept on snowballing in a reign of terror that has not abated. Military personel and law enforcement agencies have been working hard in an attempt to gain some kind of control of this situation, but most of their efforts have been marginally futile up to this particular time. ...

(Tip o' the hat to Russo & Romero)

[rucky]

27. They're going to have to fly him home on the little jet. n/t

[90-percent]

28. to me

resembles a jfk autopsy photo.

-85% jimmy

[Aviation Pro]

32. And who is the toothless git next to him?

....

[starroute]

33. Or somebody doing a rendition of "Little Bunny Foo Foo"

The version with all the hand gestures that they teach to the second graders.

[Pyrzqxgl]

34. No he's doing his Redd Foxx impression.

"I'm comin'Elizabeth". The othere guy forgot his false teeth.

[indepat]

35. Lookie at me: I'm so funny

[EFerrari]

37. We should be so lucky.

[Cleita]

38. You have to have a brain for it to die. n/t

[Kurovski]

39. A Turkey in the rain.

[Rex]

40. BRAINS....BRAINS!!!

Had to be done.