OMG: Scooter Libby Meets Paris Hilton

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NEW YORK "Screaming and crying, Irve 'Scooter' Libby was escorted out of a courtroom and back to jail Friday after a judge ruled that he must serve out his entire 30-month sentence behind bars rather than in his home. 'It’s not right!' shouted the weeping Libby, who was convicted of four felonies in a reckless spy-outing case. 'Mom!' he called out to Dick Cheney in the audience."

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It continued: "Libby, who was brought to court in handcuffs in a sheriff’s car, came into the courtroom disheveled and weeping, hair askew, sans makeup, wearing a gray fuzzy sweat shirt over slacks.

"He cried throughout the hearing, his body shook constantly and he dabbed at his eyes. Several times he turned to James Carville and Mary Matalin, seated behind him in the courtroom, and mouthed, 'I love you.'


http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003596740

[PDittie]

1. They cribbed from Wonkette

http://wonkette.com/politics/dept%27-of-jailed-celebrities/screaming-scooter-libby-sent-back-to-jail-267384.php

[PDittie]

2. Really, though. Seriously.

What has Scooter done that warrants a presidential pardon? Has he ever gone down on anyone in a bootleg Internet video or flashed his kootchie to the paparazzi?