BlooInBloo
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Mon Jun-11-07 04:52 PM
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The Great American Educational System... |
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Mon Jun-11-07 04:56 PM
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1. We're truly a nation of smartasses. |
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God Bless America.
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Mon Jun-11-07 04:57 PM
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2. lol! I *really* need to use those smilies more. |
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Mon Jun-11-07 04:58 PM
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3. The teacher in me cringes... but the smart-ass in me loves it! |
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Mon Jun-11-07 05:49 PM
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5. I'm reminded of the English pupil who wrote in an exam: |
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Edited on Mon Jun-11-07 05:50 PM by LeftishBrit
"H2O is the formula for hot water.
CO2 is the formula for cold water."
Also:
"Who wrote Wuthering Heights?" Answer: "Jane Eyre".
"Who wrote Hamlet?" Answer: "Macbeth" (I witnessed that one!)
"Name a former Conservative Prime Minister." Answer: "Napoleon".
A beginning reader was asked for the 'first sound in the word cat", and replied, logically enough, "Meow".
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Mon Jun-11-07 05:53 PM
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6. I can't stop laughing: "Q: Find 'x'. A: Here it is. " |
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