Self delete: I missed kpete posting this earlier.

[11 Bravo]

"The Ohio Air Force Lab proposed that a bomb be developed that would contain a chemical that would cause enemy soldiers to become gay."

You can't make this shit up!

http://cbs5.com/topstories/local_story_159222541.html

I'm a married father of two, but I love Bette Midler. Is it possible that during the R&D phase there was a leak at the lab, and I was exposed to just a partial dose?

[havocmom]

1. LOL Why not just hang a giant shiny orb in the sky, hypnotize everyone

and tell them they are all frogs? I hear we are getting short on frogs and with all the insect borne disease, it would be handy to have more frogs to eat bugs.

[Jackpine Radical]

3. And chickens.

They also eat bugs, and Lord knows we could use the eggs.

[havocmom]

4. Das a fact, Jack!

:thumbsup:

[shain from kane]

2. Anti-Viagra bomb. Guaranteed cure if you surrender. Wouldn't have to even drop it. Threats should do

the trick.

[samq79]

5. WTF!!!?? Gotta love the priorities...

"Hey...you know what would strike fear into our enemies? We could make them gay...that would destabilize the economy and kill off the lineage, and after a few generations, we could go in, blaring disco music and giving away Appletini's if they put down their weapons."

Assholes. There is so much wrong with that concept that I'm offended on behalf of homosexuals. First, to my knowledge, there is no chemical or drug on earth that "makes you gay." Also, what good would it do if there was? Would they just surrender? Narrow-minded assholes.

I love this country, but some of my countrymen are imbeciles.