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Tue Jun-12-07 01:56 PM
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Enough negativity! Post your Bush success stories here. I will go first ... |
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I have it on good authority that the jug-eared little prick is able to successfully wipe his own ass, without assistance, after almost half of his shits. Poppy and the bug-eyed old lush must be so proud!
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Tue Jun-12-07 01:57 PM
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1. If it wasn't for George Bush there might not have been a Democratic Underground |
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That's it - I'm all tapped out
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Tue Jun-12-07 01:59 PM
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2. Damn! I hate it when the winning entry is the first one submitted! |
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Tue Jun-12-07 02:02 PM
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9. And we wouldn't have the privilege of discussing politics among friends |
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It's an addiction you know. DU that is.
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Tue Jun-12-07 01:59 PM
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3. The folks who work in the White House laundry will tell you that he doesn't |
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do a...well, we'll say "thorough" job, based on his shorts.
Like everything else, he expects someone else to finish up after him, he never completes anything, be it his military service, the wars he starts, or anything else.
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Tue Jun-12-07 02:05 PM
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Fell Off My Chair - Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
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Tue Jun-12-07 02:13 PM
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That was the first post I've read in awhile that made me ell oh ell. Loved it! :spray:
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Tue Jun-12-07 01:59 PM
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4. I have heard that, in his day, Little Lord Pissy Pants always scored |
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Tue Jun-12-07 01:59 PM
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I love the sound of crickets chirping.
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Tue Jun-12-07 02:00 PM
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6. The reason he only has a 50% success rate in that area |
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is because he gets impatient to hear the song and flushes too early. :D
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Tue Jun-12-07 02:01 PM
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7. Say what you want about GW |
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he's fucked us all and kept his job regardless and he's not leaving until he's damn good and ready. When the little fucker does leave he'll take every penny you or I have ever earned or ever will earn with him and leave our world in shambles -- and some asshole town will name a high school after his sorry ass.
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Tue Jun-12-07 02:08 PM
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14. hit THAT nail on the head! eom |
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Tue Jun-12-07 02:01 PM
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Tue Jun-12-07 02:14 PM
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17. I was about to say "presumably"... |
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but there's no way those ain't his kids.
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Tue Jun-12-07 02:04 PM
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10. Well, Bush won the Heisman trophy in '05 |
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and he had a pretty good year with the Saints in '06. Reggie Bush that is. Wait. You meany GW Bush? Sorry. Can't really think of anything right now.
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Tue Jun-12-07 02:04 PM
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,...a LOT of people would still be completely ignorant about what their government does in their name.
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Tue Jun-12-07 02:08 PM
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I'm thinking real hard...
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Tue Jun-12-07 02:09 PM
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15. He donated a watch to a man in Albania... |
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Tue Jun-12-07 02:15 PM
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Tue Jun-12-07 02:14 PM
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18. Bush has united the world against the worst US President. EVER. |
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Tue Jun-12-07 02:16 PM
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21. I got nothing. Not even sarcasm. |
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I can't even get up a sarcastic reply. Real life with the Pig Bush has become far too frightening and surreal.
"But his pathology is a thousand times more savage and more terrifying." Hannibal Lecter
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Tue Jun-12-07 02:29 PM
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22. Half way through his first term on another site |
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a bunch of us strained to think of one good thing he actually did.
All we could come up with was the "Do Not Call List."
Nothin' since then as far as I can figure.
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Tue Jun-12-07 04:25 PM
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29. Ok, add the off-road diesel pollution regs. |
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First term thing, a sop to Christie Whitman.
Beyond that, I got nothing.
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Tue Jun-12-07 02:32 PM
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And here endeth my Bush success story :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Tue Jun-12-07 02:38 PM
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24. He can run this piece of equipment |
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Tue Jun-12-07 02:43 PM
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26. Well, assuming there's a medic on hand to put stitches in his tongue afterwards |
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Honestly, I thought you were going to put up a picture of a segway.
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Tue Jun-12-07 02:40 PM
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25. he told us that it's hard to put food on your family |
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and he was absolutely correct. i tried it and they kept moving out of the way.
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Tue Jun-12-07 03:04 PM
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27. jug-eared little prick |
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I love it when you call him that 11 Bravo!!!
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Tue Jun-12-07 04:19 PM
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28. He clears brush real good. |
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Tue Jun-12-07 04:28 PM
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30. George Bush never stabbed me in the leg with a sharp object. |
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Tue Jun-12-07 04:32 PM
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31. He came in first in the Worst President Ever contest |
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Tue Jun-12-07 04:35 PM
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32. He successfully dropped Barney on his head. |
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Edited on Tue Jun-12-07 04:36 PM by lonestarnot
and on edit he probably ate Mrs. Beasely, haven't seen her lately.
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