Email I received from a republicon and my response - Monica Lewinsky

[liberal N proud]

The email:

BIRTHDAY REMEMBRANCE

This week we celebrate a special birthday. Monica
Lewinsky turned 31.

Can you believe it? It seems like only yesterday
she was crawling around
the White House on her hands and knees, and
putting everything in her mouth.

They grow up so fast, don't they?

My response:

Seems like only yesterday republicans were anxious to impeach a lying
president
Oh how they forget so soon.

[poverlay]

1. Oh snap! Well played! ..I hope you "reply all" ed n/t

[liberal N proud]

4. Of course I replied all

Nothing like mass coverage on a message like that.

[I Have A Dream]

2. ...

:thumbsup:

[Richard Steele]

3. Nice response! *thumbs up* nm

[aquart]

5. My answer would be:

Oh, those good old days when our President screwed his mistress instead of the country.

[liberal N proud]

6. I was thinking along those lines as well

The other just struck me as a message that needed to be sent.

This guy is a Clinton hater from word one, thinks they did something personal to him. I have known him for 20 years and he seems to be doing as well as the rest of us. Good times were his during the Clinton years as was most of us. And he is still has a job amazingly enough.

[madmax]

7. Bravo

There was one of those on an artist mailing list I previously belonged to who never missed an opportunity to email shit like that to me. Once sent me a photoshoped pic of a little girl with Jesse Jackson's face superimposed with the caption - 'Have you seen my Daddy' or some other b.s.

After asking her nicely several times to stop I finally told her off in my best trucker grammar and blocked her emails. Then quit the enitre list because a good number of them were wing nuts. I can only suffer so many fools for so long.

[tjwash]

8. I'm sure the guy who originally wrote it couldn't get lucky in a cathouse with a fist full of 100's

I chalk it up to jealousy.

[The Count]

12. True dat! Their "outrage" speaks more about their projected obsessions than

about Clinton...How starved/fucked up can anyone be to still visualize a sex act that happened over 10 years ago?

[DemBones DemBones]

9. Great response!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You may be off that mailing list for good!

[The Count]

10. Perfect! Ansolutely perfect!

:rofl:

[Catherine Vincent]

11. Good comeback!

:thumbsup:

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. Whenever I get a mass e-spew like this

I think, "Y'know, you're really admitting that W is the biggest mistake of your lives, and you got nothin'."

Way to stick it back to 'em. :thumbsup:

[Sweet Freedom]

14. You have to add that here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topics&forum=284

please :)

[liberal N proud]

15. I don't have rights to post there

If you wish to copy you have my permission.

[Sweet Freedom]

29. That's weird

you should only need a donor star to post (or so I thought).

I'll put it there for you.

[Sweet Freedom]

30. added...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=284&topic_id=365&mesg_id=365

[liberal N proud]

33. Thanks

[Mabus]

16. and Clinton still managed to get closer to taking Osama out than Bush ever has

Seems like only yesterday that W was on his hands and knees on the WH floor choking on a pretzel. He hasn't grown up at all, has he?

[Mz Pip]

17. Seems like only yesterday

Bush was crawling around on the floor looking for WMD. He never did find them did he?

I miss Monica.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[Mabus]

20. Succinct and to the point

I love it. :thumbsup:

[bunkerbuster1]

24. First thought, too, when I hear about "crawling" in the White House.

And a great time to bring up the order-of-magnitude difference in the scandals.

BTW, what kind of sick fuck continues to berate Monica at this stage of the game?

[uppityperson]

18. excellent

[tyedyeto]

19. My response:

Get over it!

[lies and propaganda]

21. gorgeous an well done friend

you played them at their game, lovely!

[EstimatedProphet]

22. I think that might be more of an attack on Monica than Clinton

Just sayin

[bunkerbuster1]

25. Which is pretty damn sick.

What is wrong with people?

[EstimatedProphet]

28. Why?

Wasn't Monica quoted as saying she wanted to go to DC to get her "presidential kneepads?" I frankly don't buy into the image of the sweet innocent little girl corrupted by the evil monster Clenis that the rightwing has always tried to foist on the media. She had responsibility in what happened too.

The joke is bad and shows a complete refusal to let things go, in any case.

[bunkerbuster1]

31. I don't buy into that image either.

Sweet? Innocent? No. (and those aren't especially positive traits in an adult anyway.)

I'm just sick of people who don't know her, who really haven't been affected by her in one way or another save for how they choose to be affected (i.e., addicted to the Ken Starr pornography), who feel compelled all these years later to attack her personally.

You want to attack Big Dog? Go for it. But if, at this point, you're still attacking Monica? You're fucked up.

[EstimatedProphet]

36. Yeah, OK. I get that.

And the whole thing really needs to be put to rest. For god's sake it was over 10 years ago!

[liberal N proud]

26. Knowing this individual this was a hate the Clintons move

And with Hillary running the Clinton hate groups are in full swing.

[EstimatedProphet]

27. OK fair enough

[bunkerbuster1]

32. There's a banner add for Sean Hannity, running every day in the sports section

On page 3 of the AJC that reads in HUGH!!!11! type, "STOP HILLARY NOW!"

It's rather disconcerting. I mean, this is a fuckin' sports page, and they're running this blatantly political advert... why?

But I guess it says something about the miswired brains of their male readership, that WSB continues to place these ads there.

[blondie58]

23. great response!

unfortunately, most of them still won't get it. They still deny that W has ever lied to them. He IS the Decider, you know. Or is it Commander Guy? I forget.

[wicket]

34. Excellent response!

:D

[ComerPerro]

35. only yesterday? Or NINE FUCKING YEARS AGO!!!!!!???!!

Seems like only yesterday that Bush was a drunken, immature, alcoholic and drug-abusing jackass who didn't give a shit about anything but himself.

Oh, wait, that WAS yesterday. And the day before, and the day before, and the day before. And its still today!