My anwser to Rudy's 12 Committments

[Kelvin Mace]

In the spirit of Rudy's list,

http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/06/12/223182.aspx

here is my own, which I'd like to point out is just as realistic as Rudy's.

• I will alter my car's engine to run on water and get 100 miles to the gallon.

• I will command my pug to stop shedding.

• I will keep planet Earth safe from attacks from the Cybermen, the Daleks, and the Borg.

• I will install an asteroid shield over the planet.

• I will lead America to give up meat, high fructose corn syrup, cigarettes, beer, reality TV, and computer porn.

• I will compel Microsoft to release a robust and secure version of Windows for less than $100.

• I will persuade Bill O'Reily, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Rupert Murdock, Sean Hannity and a dozen other blowhards to be chosen later, to colonize Mars.

• I will fly around the Earth at super speed, reversing its rotation and turning back time to January 1st, 2000. I will then kidnap Ralph Nader and keep him hostage on the Planet of the Nubile Underwear Models Who Dig Nerdy Older Guys in Wrinkled Suits.

• I will change male biology so that men can get pregnant, then arrange for every anti-abortion male in America to be artificially impregnated.

• I will raise Jerry Falwell from the dead, slap him, then send him to Mars.

• I will telepathically implant an actual clue in the head of each and every pundit and journalist in Washington, DC.

• I will require FDA and USDA officials who insist that contaminated foods and GM crops are perfectly safe for the public, to eat only that food themselves and to feed it their spouses, children and grandchildren.

[rurallib]

1. Wasn't Rudi's list the biggest buncha horseshit you ever heard?

Haven't had a chance to comment on it yet. That is about my only comment. Anyone who believes that Rudi can do or even believes in anything in that list gotta be some kinda special.
So is Rudi still banned from Freeperland or has he been let back in?
And how is his girlfriend doing?

[Kelvin Mace]

2. Dunno,

But I am waiting for our illustrious MSM™ to ask him to give details on HOW he will keep those commitments, or at least this question:

Will you honor these commitments the way you did your wedding vows in your first two marriages?

[durrrty libby]

3. You get my vote

[Kelvin Mace]

4. One down,

and 50,999,999 to go.

[blarbushie]

5. Rudy's 12 Commandments

I suppose all that's left now is for him to come down off the podium, smash them, put the pieces in an ornate box, and have Steven Spielberg direct an action movie about Nazi's trying to find it. Actually Rudy might want to hold off on that last part, Spielberg endorsed Hillary Clinton today.
http://www.leftofohio.com/2007/06/rudy-12-commandments.html