Gird your loins. The asshole will be speechifying at 10:30, this morning.

[Fridays Child]

Iraq and immigration will be his topics. Duh. When will he be pounding the podium with his shoe? It can't be too long now.

[Breeze54]

1. On all channels?? ugh......

:puke:

[Fridays Child]

2. MSNBC just announced it, so I don't know who'll carry it. eom

[Breeze54]

3. Thanks for the heads up anyway...We'll know in 30 minutes.

I don't have cable or satellite but I know faux suxs won't cover it! :P They never do, hardly!

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

4. which bush will it be?

the twangy cowboy.

the goofy fratboy?

the angry patriot?

or the moron?

[Fridays Child]

6. Maybe we'll get a twofer, since he's going to bloviate on two subjects.

[Virginia Dare]

16. The twangy, goofy, drunken moron...n/t

[InkAddict]

5. Girding loins w/beach towel and going swimming! n/t

[zanne]

7. I know he gives these televised speeches during midday...

So he can reach his base.

[Virginia Dare]

17. Make millions from home at your computer!!!...n/t

[yardwork]

8. LOL! Great visual. Will he demand to be taken to Disney World?!

[BlueJazz]

9. In other News...Major Power Grids went down this morning across the USA.

David Sanford (National Power Corp) Said:
"It was the Damnest thing...at precisely 10:30,there was a tremendous surge
in the Power Grid for TV stations...Probably caused by millions and millions
of Americans Changing Channels ALL at the same Time"

[babylonsister]

18. LOL! It COULD happen! nt

[Solly Mack]

10. Lucky us!!

Wonder if he'll wear his crocs of shit?

[n2doc]

11. Should be good for a caption worthy pic or two

Will it be the Chimp, the deranged bug eyed loony, or the hand waving fool? Or all three?

[guitar man]

12. excellent

that's about the time I make my morning visit to the can, so I know I will definetly have something more important to do than listen to the dreck he's spewing......

[Breeze54]

15. TMI

:P

:hurts:

[MNDemNY]

13. Shield yourself from the feces.

[WritersBlock]

14. I'll just read about it here. If I watch him, I'll only scream myself hoarse & throw up anyway. n/t

[Breeze54]

19. Not on the networks here, anywhere. He's been effectively silenced!

:P

[iconoclastic cat]

20. Thinking about Bush and your loins in the same thought may cause ED. nt

[Solly Mack]

21. Bush is speaking

Immigration reform

speechifying about how Americans are skeptical

"People are very emotional about immigration reform"

he slurped over the word emotional...

[Solly Mack]

22. I can't watch him without wanting him in prison

Now on to border security and how the immigration bill strengthens border security

brings up he was guv of Texas

big border with Mexico

[Solly Mack]

23. He's not saying anything worth hearing

making claims of achievements as President


speaking of catch and release...can we throw Bush back?

[Solly Mack]

24. the very fact that that man is on TV, as President no less (instead of prison orange)

chaps my ass raw

[Solly Mack]

25. I'm the only idiot watching the idiot

Hey!! He actually got out

"put food on the table" (instead of putting it on your children)

He's been practicing

and it only took, what, 3-4 years?

[Solly Mack]

26. ut oh...there are "benchmarks" in the immigration bill

[Solly Mack]

29. immigration bill...."terorrists"

Learn english in a set period of time!

[Solly Mack]

31. He's talking about the "dream of America"

Imagine...the President who tortures talking about the "dream of America"

[Solly Mack]

33. Someone shoot me...this is painful

[Solly Mack]

34. "People in America expect Washington to solve problems"

LMAO

Does the irony just send you off into fits of giggles too?

[babylonsister]

27. Nah, I'm 1/2 listening, wondering who the fools are clapping. nt

[Solly Mack]

28. LOL! I wondered about that too

Thank you!!!

[babylonsister]

30. He learned a new word: "assimilate"! And now he's rambling, again. nt

[Solly Mack]

32. and he used it again!

He likes that word

because he thinks it means beaten into submission to accept his way of thinking

[babylonsister]

35. I think he'll be roundly ignored by Dems and rethugs. Neither party

wants to solve this mess at this point; don't want to piss people off anymore than they already are. I for one welcome that (non) outcome, because the dim one is hanging his 'legacy' on this bill passing; wouldn't want to mar his current 'legacy'.

[Solly Mack]

36. I'm OK with it not passing too

he keeps grasping for a legacy

I want his legacy to be life in prison; a cautionary tale for other wanna-be tyrants