We need a 'Guest President' to do the work that our president won't do.

[Philosoraptor]

I'm not picky about what country this guest president comes from, we hire someone really competent with a sharp brain, pay them slightly less than what bush gets for his lousy performance, let them do the hard work of restoring democracy and stopping imperialism, and then send them back where they came from.

Our president, if you can actually call him that, won't do the hard work that is needed to save America from the Nazis, cause he's one of them. He won't do what we the people want him to do, his overall job performance should have gotten him fired.

SURELY we can find someone who could do a better job, and doesn't mind working up a sweat, and will follow OUR will, and earn his or her wages honorably. I don't think any Americans want the job, and most are too fucking stupid to cross the street. We are idiots with an idiot king, and we need to look overseas or to Canada or Mexico for a qualified guest worker president.

Then of course we need to deport our illegal president back to Kennebunkport.

[proud2BlibKansan]

1. I nominate Nancy Pelosi

IMPEACH!

PELOSI '07

[cascadiance]

21. Yes!

[Saturday]

2. Amen! lol

[ChairmanAgnostic]

3. actually, any one of the

many thousands sneaking from Mexico to Texas would be a fine replacement. Even if they speak poor english. Heck, they'd start off at least as illiterate as our president. plus, they would work hard, being motivated to succeed and all.

[Philosoraptor]

4. We have interpreters too.

I honestly believe any Mexican immigrant could replace bush and most folks wouldn't even notice.

[Buzz Clik]

5. These guys are available.

[Philosoraptor]

6. 'We need you to be the president', 'O.K.'.

Those awful South Park guys.

[Buzz Clik]

8. LOL!

"President. Si."

[OwnedByFerrets]

13. LMAO.........

These guys would have us out of Iraq, have the surplus back in our coffers and have the unemployment rate at 2% in NO time. LOL I love it.

[Toots]

7. Well we got us a "war czar" why not a President czar?

Secretary of Defense or Joint Chief of Staff can't do the job so need a "war czar" . I say the same logic should apply to Bush*..Not that I buy that logic for one second but if it is good for the goose it is good for the gandar..

[havocmom]

9. Make a great billboard! Freeway bloggers, take note! Good sign material.

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[DeeDeeNY]

10. We can just choose someone at random

Whoever it is cannot be worse than what we've got now!

[I_Will]

11. A Prezadentin' Czar! :)

[Philosoraptor]

12. Just like Russia's last Czar!

[UTUSN]

14. K&R #4 for biggest (rueful) laugh in a long time!!1 n/t

[bbgrunt]

15. too bad this isn't a joke.

[Philosoraptor]

16. I'm calling Tech Support & talk to someone in India who can fix it.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

17. An imported Mexican tomato would do a better job than the idiot infesting the White House now.

[Philosoraptor]

18. Here's one....coochy coochy

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

19. Her bust size exceeds Dubya's IQ. As would a below average regular tomato.

[Philosoraptor]

20. In a few short days, any tomato could ketchup with dubya.

[Philosoraptor]

22. .............

[treestar]

23. I think the job of Pretzeldent could definitely be defined as a

specialty occupation, and that would mean it qualifies for H-1B. Just pay the prevailing wage and limit the person to six years in the U.S. (hey, we'd rather have a brand new foreigner than one who already spent 6 years in the U.S., but what the hell?)
Term limits that work!

Our immigration laws make about that much sense.

[Elspeth]

24. I hear Bob Barker's looking for a job

At least he knows what things are supposed to cost. :)

[piedmont]

25. I'll do it for only 1/2 the wage Bushie gets. nt

[NeedleCast]

26. I say we outsource his job

I'm not sure it would be good for the coutry but I doubt it would be worse.

And it would be funny as hell.

[Philosoraptor]

27. ................

[Hubert Flottz]

28. There is only one government job Bush is smart enough to do...

[BlueIris]

29. Better yet; let's set up a guest President program.

'Cause let's be honest--even the most talented and tenacious person of any nationality is gonna get Burned. Out. trying to clean up this mess. She or he will be dead tired after the first couple of months. In fact...we might have to work out some kind of contractural agreement between We the People and the Guest Presidents to keep them employed with us for at least six months at a stretch (or else we send them to Guantanamo?). We want to keep turn-over as low as we can. Wouldn't want to look like tyrants or anything.