DENNIS MILLER has crossed the line and swallowed 5 tons of KOOL AID

[opihimoimoi]

I happened to channel surf and saw the dude on some show...gatta be FOXX...anyway, there he was making fun of GLOBAL WARMING.

Worse yet, he was making fun of GORE, like Al was something from the funny farm....

Miller, ya fucked up guy....never attack Gore...in the end...he will be the Hero and you will be a POS that you are. Go get Fucked...

[ck4829]

1. He's not drinking it anymore

He's getting his kool-aid through an IV now.

[Kelvin Mace]

6. Actually,

he's making it for other people to drink.

[Initech]

2. Miller hasn't been relevant since the 80's

His show on HBO was halfway decent, but he's a right-wing jackass, always has been.

[htuttle]

3. Dennis who?

:shrug:

[Snotcicles]

61. Dennis (little hands) Miller. Have you ever noticed how tiny his hands are?

Old saying. Little hands. Little pee pee.

[NeedleCast]

4. Comedy Central

He was on that show that David Spade does on Comedy Central saying stuff that was fairly retarded. Miller is off that maps now...yar, there be monsters.

[opihimoimoi]

7. Now that ya mentioned it...it was the Spade Show...forgive my demented mind..

:toast:

[Buzz Clik]

Is today Talk Like a Pirate Day? I always miss that!

[Ron Green]

29. September 19, Matey. Ye can let out yer jib until then.

[Drum]

5. DM is dead to us. nt

[opihimoimoi]

9. He may be dead to us....but for the Right Wingers...about 65 people still listen to him

[Buzz Clik]

8. It was David Spade's show on Comedy Central.

He had the last bit with Spade before the next program.

His rant was so amazingly ignorant and short-sighted. It was all based on the concept that we've seen only a 1.8 degree change in the average temperature over the past century, and 1.8 degrees isn't much. So what? It was classic Miller of late -- anything to pander to the right (he also endorsed Giuliani).

Miller's logic was similar to any none-thinking, immmature idiot. "I drive drunk all the time. Never had an accident or got busted yet." "Smoking in bed? It's only a problem if I fall asleep, and I don't."

He's hopeless.

[opihimoimoi]

14. Beyond "Hopeless"...he is lost in the middle of the Amazon rainforest without a clue.

[NeedleCast]

21. I wonder if he takes himself seriously

He was obviously doing material last night, I wonder if he even believes it, or just knows where his fan-base lies and is doing the shtick for them.

[Buzz Clik]

24. Yeah, he believes it.

He's not as smart as he appears. When he used to do his talk show, I somehow stumbled onto his show when he was interviewing an Indian (from India) author about some subject Miller didn't like. Miller thought he could do his "cool" rant routine and fluster this young man. He was wrong -- the author tore him a new one because Miller was totally unprepared and not versed at all on the subject. It left Miller giggling, smirking, glancing at the camera, and looking like a boob.

So, does he believe global warming is bullshit? Probably, because he simply does not understand it.

[opihimoimoi]

48. Hmmmmmmm. Highly suspicous...isn't it??? Hmmmmm..The Odds for this one is very HIGH

:beer:

[Cha]

69. Kiss of Death for

the ghoul.

[Hubert Flottz]

10. Dennis WHO?

Most of the Dennis guys I know are smart guys I guess that is the bad apple! I never ever thought the guy had any talent at all. The only person on SNL who was never funny. The only dud SNL ever had. Al Gore was better at being funny on SNL in one night, than Miller was in his entire time on there. A Dud at football...a dud everywhere he goes. He and Bush are just alike...DUDS!

[jgraz]

12. beat me to it

bastard :hi:

[opihimoimoi]

16. SNL's only DUD.....I love it....

A toast to you, wife, and WILLY(the JW ankle biter)

:toast:

[Hubert Flottz]

23. Willy broke bad on a fire&brimstone preacher day before yesterday!

Held a preacher and his two daughters at bay right here in my living-room. He bowed up in the back and growled at them and they got the Daniel in the lion's den look. I told them I couldn't lock his jaws, but that I didn't think he was a shite eater! I told them that as long as they laid off of religion and politics they'd be safe...I hoped. They were too scared the rest of their visit to remember why they came. So it prolly worked out for the best.

Willy.

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[opihimoimoi]

25. Give him a big Farmer John Ham...he deserves it....whdda a dog...

[Hubert Flottz]

62. Willy had a big cheeburger cooked on the grill and some...

watermelon for supper.

He thinks he's a people!

[opihimoimoi]

65. Willy looks huge...bet he could wolf down 3 burgs in 3 minutes

[opihimoimoi]

64. Incrediblely beautiful mutt...so intelligent looking too...not like the Bush dog...

Thanks....

[Cha]

70. What an adorable

dog you have there, Hubert~ With great instincts!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

11. Kool Aid is normally measured in gallons rather than tons.

So that means he's swallowed approximately 1,250 gallons of it, so we can figure he's got about 23 empty 55-gallon Kool-Aid drums in his back yard. Unless he used 2,500 Kool-Aid Smiley Pitchers.

I wonder if he mixed it one package at a time?

Dennis Miller is a douche. Don't pay him any mind.

[Buzz Clik]

13. No more caffeine, dude.

[Cha]

72. Step away from

the coffee urn. :D

[The Stranger]

15. Let's see: He has failed as a comedian, reporter, sportscaster, actor, play-by-play announcer.

He has failed at everything -- a total fucking loser.

[opihimoimoi]

18. SNL's only dud...and the desperate GOP picked HIM? ..as one of their mouth pieces?

He has failed as a GOOD HUMAN BEING

He is Selfish and an egotist....A loser?? Yess he is...

[Mz Pip]

19. He's on Orally a lot

How much lower can he go?

He thinks he's funny but he just comes across as mean spirited and snarky.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[corkhead]

27. Based on your resume he's more qualified to be pResident than the current squatter in the Whitehouse

[Warren Stupidity]

17. Hep cat schtick doesn't work well when into fundaloon denialist idiocy.

It just falls flat. Miller's whole thing was intellectualism as a mode of humor. When he was funny, which was a long time ago, he would whack his audience with references to high culture applied to the mundane world. Taking this act into the land of the stupid people, where science is suspect and the Good Book is the literal word (selected passages only) doesn't work.

[opihimoimoi]

20. Sending Fine Wine and Hot Lobsters/Smoked salmon....you Da Man..

:toast:

[bullwinkle428]

32. What??? You're telling me that those who handle snakes and

write hate mail on brown paper bags with a pink crayon are not going to be into references to Mamie Van Doren and the Comet Kohoutek??

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[cory817]

22. The sad thing is

That's just his material, he uses the exact same lines everywhere he goes, and he's been doing the "global warming is overrated" bit forever now. You could tell David Spade was annoyed both with the politics and mainly that he probably wanted to get a few more questions in or talk about SNL whatever and Dennis went into his prewritten nonstop nonfunny rant that we've all heard before.

[opihimoimoi]

26. He really came off as a Smart Ass...I was annoyed and Ticked ...

:beer:

[Dogmudgeon]

28. Remember the phrase "too clever by half" ?

Well, that's kinda like Dennis Miller is.

Unfunny gags, marginal punditry, narcissism pretending it's hipness ...

I don't know what happened to the guy.

--p!

[opihimoimoi]

35. Prolly inhaled the wrong shit and resulted in a self inflicted partial Lobotomy

The man has no class...

[Uncle Joe]

30. Miller doesn't even mix water with his Kool Aid,

he just snorts it through a straw.

[EnviroBat]

31. I've never hear a person laugh more at their own inane blather...

The guy always has been a has been...

[opihimoimoi]

38. Always a Has been,,,I love it...

:toast:

[WiseButAngrySara]

33. Oh, you must be referring to this Dennis Miller? ....

http://mediamatters.org/items/200406090008

CNBC's Dennis Miller on Iraqi prisoner abuse photos: "I like to trade them with friends"
In the opening "Daily Rorschach" segment of CNBC's June 8 edition of Dennis Miller, host and executive producer Dennis Miller said of the Iraqi prisoner abuse photos, "I like to trade them with friends."
From the June 8 edition of CNBC's Dennis Miller:
MILLER: I'm sorry, those pictures from the Abu Ghraib. At first, they, like infuriated me, I was sad. Then like, a couple days later, after they cut the guy's head off, they didn't seem like much. And now, I like to trade them with friends.
Miller's comments echoed radio host Rush Limbaugh's May 21 comments: "The media ought to start making some money off these pictures and videos, not just publishing them free. We need some prison torture, you know, bubble gum cards ... you know, like I say, we got baseball cards and bubble gum. Now let's have terror cards -- only let's show our prison abuse photos instead of the terrorists and who they are and what they do."

http://www.counterpunch.org/vachon05192003.html

The Last Refuge of Goofy
Dennis Miller's Zionist Career Move
by ROSS VACHON
But, Dennis Miller had become so thorougly indecent he was putting the country at risk. Aided and abetted by a media that was playing along, just as they'd done in the Red Scare years.

Miller didn't just just need a break. He needed to break in a entire new act.

9/11 and Intifada II supplied it.

Dennis Miller would re-invent himself as a root-toot-a-tootin' Zionist crazyman. Use that rancid, smarmy whine on the Palestinians, the good-for nothing darkies. He'd leapfrog Ed Koch at scorning the French, clip Dick Morris at demeaning Queen Noor, and jump tall Germans with a single snotty remark. By this suck-up calculus, Miller thought he was really on to something. He knew he'd get the the hip squares, the garden-variety suits who could never do him any good. But, by being so openly foul, and racist, he also calculated it'd make real big men in the business take notice. Why, they'd piss in their Rick Pollack pants laughing, and let him write his own ticket this time! Shows, tours, concerts, movies, you name it! Nothing's too good for this high-wire cat! Right on, man! Mazel tov! Sweet. He could smell it.
Some months ago, a Jewish friend (Hollywood division), aware that the Middle East held some interest for me, emailed a Miller rant. Perhaps, he thought it had pizazz. A bilious screed, it bristled with Anti-Christ charity. Miller's points were fast & furious, filled with four interesting zionist facts:

1, The Palestinians had never existed. Their disinterest in white man nationalism had proved it. No flag, no people.

2. The Palestinians were rotten devils. Their brown-skin was a giveaway.

3. The Palestinians were insane liars. Their poverty and refugee status had compromised their ability to tell the truth.

4. The Palestinians are evil children who must be punished for their own good. Kill a few here and there, and the rest would scurry like rats.

Miller had outdone himself. Proof of it, the screed reached #1 on the Jewish yahoo pass-it-around email circuit. Across the Net, every Ira, Glick, and Larry was hailing it as the greatest thing since Baruch Goldstein had mowed down all those Palestinians kneeling in prayer.

A word here to clarify: Doubtless, there are many Jews who've been equally repulsed by Dennis Miller's rabid zionism. His incontinent squeals put Pat Robertson to shame. His racist rants leave a bad taste in a lot of people's mouths. A growing number of Jewish-Americans resent the fact that Israel's crimes are being committed in their name. There are many schisms in the Jewish community now, and the widest is the one between those who care about all humanity, and those whose concept of Never Again! means Never Again!, only with respect to the Jews. Miller panders to the latter.

A craven neurotic named Dennis Miller. A racist zionist posing as an All-American boy. A phony patriot whose lies are beneath contempt.

Miller permeates the lies the Israeli Government tells so they can escape accountability for starving families, demolishing homes, humiliating pregnant women, and shooting children in the back. He exploits Americans' traditional ignorance of lands beyond our shores. His jokes don't buoy our spirit, they rot it. Every Freedom, Liberty and Moral Value Americans have fought and died for, Dennis Miller pisses on. And, all in the vain hope, it would jump-start a schmucky comedy career. A career with a bacterial shelf-life of minus and counting.

http://www.audioasylum.com/members/watercooler/messages/4573.html

The anti-Rosie Dennis M O'Lielly?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNDROYABIjA&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Einfowars%2Ecom%2Farticles%2Fsept11%2Fodonnell%5Fattacks%5Fat%5Fmiller%5Ftime%5Flevel%2Ehtm

[opihimoimoi]

39. Fine Wine and Hot Lobsters for you.A trip to Vegas or to Tuva for the annual Throat singing contest

[WilliamPitt]

34. Monday Night Football ruined him.

He was still sort of entertaining and peripherally current...but the awesome calamity on display through several grinding Monday evenings, the train wreck in the announcer's booth, his complete failure and national shaming...he snapped, went for the money, and decided that catering to a smaller audience comprised of loyal blockheads offered more career security (and an easier day at the office) than trying to win back the larger, smarter, far more fickle audience he once had in his hip pocket.

See: Sellout, Coward, Failure, Sad.

[opihimoimoi]

37. Monday Night NFL trained a lot of assholes...Rash was there too until a slip of the Lip re the Blk

1/4 Back

And now, Miller too ehhhh?

Is this like the IDES of MONDAY???

[fazoolius_2006]

57. But you got to admit that it was funny to think of

what joe sick pack was thinking when he rambled on about some abstract idea that only he had a clue on. It was so pathetic it was funny.

Does he have a show on fox now?

[WilliamPitt]

66. One should never attempt to sling a Descarte reference

while Dallas is playing Green Bay.

"Does Favre really know if that ball is real?"

Just doesn't work.

Don't know about Fox. Don't much care, either.

:toast:

[opihimoimoi]

75. Brett did good in PET DETECTIVE...LOL

[mitchtv]

80. The tv career is dead (even Faux)

If rumor is correct , he is about to emabrc on a creer in AM radio.
Say hello to Dr Laura, Dennis. hahahahahaha---------!

[opihimoimoi]

83. By being a Pub Mouthpiece..he is tanking himself wherever he goes

[deutsey]

36. He's been hooked up to a steady kool-aid drip since about 2001 n/t

[mitchum]

40. Coke will really fuck you up (n/t)

[opihimoimoi]

47. Drugs??? HMMmmmmmm,,,A plausible explanation of his Bizzare Act

His Ego is so thirsty...it results in shock statements of high risk...to the point of being semi delusional...just to get a laugh...to be funny.....

A Desperate Act/Lunge for FAME....The Ego for FAME knows no Bounds....

[orleans]

41. dennis miller is SO totally scared shitless by the terrorists that he

has to climb all the way up bush's asshole and hide.

i have come to the conclussion that these fuckers are just a bunch of chickenshits and dennis miller is at the top of the list.

[opihimoimoi]

44. At the very least...TOP 3......in the Category of IRREVERENCE

[Jade Fox]

42. Dennis Miller story......

Miller was the question to an answer on Jeopardy a couple of weeks back. None of the contestants got it. When Alex Trebeck said his name all 3 contestants got this WHO??? look on their face. :rofl:

[opihimoimoi]

43. Confirming sign of being IRREVERENT

Should hear the news re the show mentioned....this is a STUNNING BLOW TO HIS LUNARESQUE EGO

[Liberal In Texas]

45. Marginally funny once. Now, if there is humor there, I really don't see it. n/t

[opihimoimoi]

49. A "Cheerleader for the Far Right Team"...Must pay...he makes a LIVING...

[Liberal In Texas]

51. But you would think that they could make it at least FUNNY!

I wouldn't mind some good jokes on us libs, but geeze, they just want to make stuff up and rant.

If one is a comedian, make jokes!

[opihimoimoi]

54. The Morphing Stage is Complete...from Failing Comedian to RePublican Slime

I bet the Pubs got him for Cheap....

[ToeBot]

46. Nope, Miller is now in the business of manufacturing and distributing Kool-Aid.

But, yeah, he's more than welcome to go get fucked.

[opihimoimoi]

50. Did he have to pay much for the Franchise???..Unless he go some Miller Groupies(Bimbos) handy

I imagine he has to pay to get laid....



Ewwwwwww

[StrongFRONT22]

52. he isn't even funny anymore n/t

..

[opihimoimoi]

55. It stems from Frustration due to LOG....you know...Lack of Groupies

Worse...the ones on the GOP Money List are the old ones...."In between the toes Dennis." EEEWWWwwwwwwww

[Joe Bacon]

53. Dennis, the living zero

It must really suck to be unable to get a gig in Branson.

Is he still doing gigs at various Ramada Inn cocktail lounges?

[opihimoimoi]

56. Even CHARO has more Recognition and Gigs...Whoever said Fame can be so FLEETING???

[Dogmudgeon]

59. Charo is incredibly talented

Behind the cuchi-cuchi and crowd-pleasing bubblehead act, she is one of the greatest guitarists in the world, and was a student of the late Andrés Segovia.

Miller isn't even fit to lick the mud from the soles of her shoes.

As good, you ask, as Clapton?

Yes.

Hers is a different style, but she is a master of her art.

Wikipedia has some background:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charo

If you like virtuoso guitar playing, get some of her stuff and give it a listen.

--p!

[opihimoimoi]

63. Love classical/flamenco guitar...even have a few Carlos Montoya 33's

Miller is a witless wit

[BlueIris]

58. Thinking about Dennis Miller makes me sick.

Watching Dennis Miller Live during the Clinton years was an important part of my own political development (seriously). People forget that for a time, there, ('93-'95) Miller's show was the rough equivalent of what the Daily Show was in 2003/2004 (which is one reason I cringe whenever I think of the now eerie appearance Jon Stewart made on DML in 1996, to talk about Stewart's then-struggle to quit smoking). I actually bought, with my own money, at age 15, the transcribed copy of "The Rants" Miller put out in '96, and memorized them.

When I look at him now? "(L)ike another fall of man."

[riverdale]

60. I didn't forget!

I actually saw a Dennis Miller "in concert" show back in 1990. I don't remember him being very political back then, and as a matter of fact he seemed liberal to me if anything. I saw him on the Showbiz Show and the conversation didn't have anything to do with politics, but Dennis just had to shoehorn in his non-funny global warming and AL GORE jokes.

[Kurovski]

67. It was"The Show Biz show" on comedy Central.

He seemed a little desperate-ish, and the message was not too well recieved by anyone there.

[opihimoimoi]

76. Spade did have an uncomfortable look.....almost...holy fuck, when is he gonna stop...

[Kurovski]

79. I think he even made a dismayed sort of sound.

But that might have been from me.

I still think Miller can be a funny guy, and saying so is heresy here :-) but the fact remains that the one true comedy killer is straying from reality and the truth.

Spade's show is turning out to be a great and funny refuge for all things jaded. I think it's been shaping up really well.

[Cha]

68. The only goons who think

denny miller is funny are the flat earth society who haven't evolved in the last 4 thousands years. No wonder they don't believe in evo-lu-tion.

[opihimoimoi]

77. Yup, he is the personification of that Chinese term...Passe

[Warren DeMontague]

71. You mean the guy from the deodorant commercials?

'Nuff said.

[opihimoimoi]

78. Lower than Whale Shit?? Yup, Miller has lost his Left Bearings...

[Matsubara]

73. I think he's too proud to admit he was wrong, so now he amps it up even more.

When he first came out as a Bush-lover, he claimed to still be an "independent" but that he thought Bush was right about cleaning up the Ay-rab world for our protection.

But now it seems like he's using his tortured jokes and obscure pseudointellectual references to to push every GOP meme under the sun. His behavior is that of a person who realizes that he was dead wrong, but is too stubborn and prideful to admit it so he's gone even more vehemently right-wing.

His appearances on that sad Daily Show knockoff truly reek of desperation.

[opihimoimoi]

74. Bullies, NPD peeps, and abusers are among those who refuse admitting being wrong

Miller is among them somewhere.....

Or, it could be pure greed...the GOP seems to be Paying him somehow...prolly on the cheap as he is so desperate....

[TankLV]

81. And you're only discovering this NOW?! - I 'm joking...

I doubt a poster of your repute and intelligence is only discovering this now - maybe just the latest incarnation of his stupidity!

[opihimoimoi]

82. I hardly ever watch the dude since he turned pig....but there I was. astonished that he disputes

Global Warming and denigrates Al Gore all in the same breath.....

If he was near me....he woulda got some :puke:

[PassingFair]

84. Maybe he has Hitchens Disease.

An articulate person who SEEMED or SEEMS sane who
comes to EXACTLY the WRONG conclusions.

:crazy:

It's difficult to comprehend.

[Rex]

85. Dennis Miller is socially irrelevant.

He can croon until the cows come home for all I care, everyone knows he SOLD OUT his own values for some trashy, RW money.

[ComerPerro]

86. He crossed the line and sold out to the neocons immediately after 9/11

when he made fun of Reagan and Bush I in the 1980s and early 90s, it was satire. When he made fun of Clinton all through the 90s, it was satire.

But to suddenly now decide that its not his place to mock and belittle those in power? That's not satire. Its not even comedy. Its called being a court jester.