Turds found in Capitol, but no 'blossoms' in sight

[kpete]

Turds found in Capitol, but no 'blossoms' in sight
RAW STORY
Published: Friday June 15, 2007

According to a Capitol Hill newspaper, police are unable to solve the mystery of the "caca caper."

"Usually, if a turd gets into the Senate, it’s because he or she was elected," Emily Heil reports for Roll Call. "But on Wednesday, several large piles of actual, nonmetaphorical 'No. 2' found their way into the Capitol, and the source isn’t yet clear."

Heil continues, "On Wednesday afternoon, Capitol Police cordoned off a section of the hallway on the third floor of the Senate side of the Capitol, where at least three piles of the stuff were causing a stench — and a stir. At first, the word circulating among the staff was that a visiting child had fallen ill while in the gallery. But then the prevailing theory was that the foul stuff had come from an adult or group of adults making a yet-to-be-determined political statement."

According to the paper, "Reports also circulated that the yucky stuff had been smeared on seats in the gallery overlooking the chamber floor, and the gallery remained closed hours after the incident was first noted."

http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Turds_found_in_Capitol_but_no_0615.html

[babylonsister]

1. I was going to ask about flags, but smeared on seats? Yucky! Grow up, someone! nt

[silverweb]

2. That's sick.

A symbolic mound left on the steps or something is one thing, but smearing the seats is blatant vandalism.

:grr:

[Double T]

3. I'm certain it is a byproduct of the current legislation............

and legislators.

[Rue]

13. So sick I can't help but love it.

I wonder if there's a Code Brown out there!

[Hubert Flottz]

14. I'll bet it was an enema crop-duster/frog-man from Iran.

Get out the duct tape...it's a dirty bomb from hell!

[Hubert Flottz]

4. Bush was there the day after he had the GI shits in Germany...

I'd say he's the culprit!

[alfredo]

5. It was Barbara Bush

[meow2u3]

6. The turd in question is........drum roll......

KARL ROVE! :rofl:

[Richard Steele]

7. Are they sure it wasn't just Cheney's normal trail of brown slime? nm

[Hubert Flottz]

9. Somebody took a Cheney!

[gratuitous]

8. It wasn't me!

Usually, I'm accused of taking a shit.

[Bucky]

10. Yeh, I was laughing until I got to the word "smeared"

A big shiny brown horse apple (or I guess it'd be a person apple) is a powerful political statment. Smooshing it into the upholstery is disgusting and vandalizing the peoples' house.

[Hubert Flottz]

11. I told you Jerry Foulwill would be back!

And you just laughed at me then...

[TwilightGardener]

12. Just the latest indicator that Congressional approval has sunk to a new low.

[annabanana]

15. Well. . They've got the DNA sample anyway.. . . . .n/t

[lpbk2713]

16. A critique of the BushCo regime.

Very succinct and to the point.

[StClone]

17. Sign of the times

What statement does shit smeared on Senate gallery make?
I see it as part of a trend...a spiral downward.

On one day (3/13/07) of typical life the following was observed by me.

* Bumper sticker *** that states "BACK OFF FUCKER"
* A grandmotherly, smiling employee at a local grocery store told "What the fuck you looking at cunt!"
* Three separate unprovoked incidents while I stood along a beach side road with my daughter watching birds "Hey faggot!" "take a picture of my hot ass" and the final was having some punk chasing ducklings as we're watching just for the hell of it.

I say many are going unstrained and rampant bad "assitude" crazy in this deteriorating Bushocracy.

[DeSwiss]

18. Okay....

"Capitol Police cordoned off a section of the hallway on the third floor of the Senate side of the Capitol..."

So my question is, whose office is on the 3rd floor? They might know what the "yet-to-be-determined political statement" is.

:shrug:

[Toots]

19. Rove's footprints?

Bush*'s? ......could be either...