Since when does Tom Delay stutter??

[Coexist]

He is on Fox News (don't ask) talking about "pseudo-scandals" and how they have ruined bi-partisanship (only on the part of the Dems, of course), and he is stuttering like crazy.

[DFW]

1. Uh-oh, he forgot to take his meds today

If he forgets two days in a row, they
cancel his appearance altogether, as
his hair grows out, his horns show, and
the frothing at the mouth is so voluminous,
they can't just wipe it away during the commercials.

[Coexist]

2. Oh - thats it

I thought maybe it was from the insect spray exposure.

[DFW]

4. That probably IS what he takes for meds!

[Ghost in the Machine]

3. Jesus keeps trying to escape out of his mouth when he talks and

he has to stop talking to swallow him back down.

Or, he's got cotton mouth an needs more Koolaide...

[ContraBass Black]

5. Since he lost his Hammer.