'Exxon reps' unveil human flesh fuel

[razors edge]

http://www.rte.ie/news/2007/0615/yesmen.html

Up to 300 oilmen at the GO-EXPO in Calgary, Canada witnessed an unusual presentation about turning human flesh into fuel by 'representatives of Exxon and the National Petroleum Council (NPC).'

The two 'representatives' turned out to be pranksters from the civil disobedience group The Yes Men.

Conference organisers billed the speech by a 'NPC rep' as a major highlight.

The real NPC, which is headed by former ExxonMobil CEO Lee Raymond, regularly consults with the White House on energy policy.

[Catch22Dem]

1. HAHAHA Nicely done. Soylent Green is people!!!!! (n/t)

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

2. hqahahahahahahahaha!!!! This is priceless!!!!!!

:rofl:

[dweller]

3. viva Vivoleum!

start w/ Lee Raymond and his ilk and the shortage may end soon ...

dp

[tanyev]

5. That would be tapping a very rich vein, indeed.

[Mist]

4. The Yes Men, of course--they're fu**in' brilliant. BTW, I read a short story

long ago about 2 guys stuck in the desert with no fuel in their car, and how one of them got back home...