The Chimpster's Father Day: Rain, neckties and a CD

[CatWoman]

CRAWFORD, Texas -
President Bush unwrapped Father's Days gifts Sunday at his Texas ranch where the skies let go a deluge of rain that turned roadside gullies into muddy ponds and closed the main road into this tiny Texas community.


From first lady Laura Bush, the president received several ties she purchased during their recent trip to Europe, White House spokesman Scott Stanzel said. Bush's twin daughters, gave him a CD they had made for him.

Bush spent the day with Mrs. Bush and their daughter, Jenna. Their other daughter, Barbara, was not at the ranch over the weekend.

In between showers on Saturday, Bush squeezed in a bike ride at his ranch. But Sunday brought a downpour so heavy that high water covered the road leading into Crawford. The local fire department blocked the road with fire trucks and turned back motorists.

Bush was flying back to Washington aboard Air Force One later in the day.

On Monday, Bush is scheduled to attend a
Republican National Committee luncheon in Washington, sign a bill and meet with
NCAA championship teams on the South Lawn. On Tuesday, he meets with Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070617/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush

[rodeodance]

1. good god, they call this news!

[opihimoimoi]

2. And whad did W give his dad, 41.....? Prolly a headache....

Come, we go beach,,,,eat Spam and Crabs...

[mr blur]

3. I do hope the twins didn't break the law

of copyright when they made those CDs for him.

[Solly Mack]

4. Fuck Bush

[Fridays Child]

5. So the girls got some tunes off of a P2P site and put them on a CD?

I guess there wasn't enough in the June stipend for booze, cigarettes, and a present for daddy.

[jmowreader]

6. I can just imagine the CD...

"Hey Dad! It's a CD of songs all about YOU!"

NOFX: The Idiot Son of an Asshole
A Perfect Circle: Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums
Eric Schwartz: Clinton Got a Blowjob

[CatWoman]

7. I'd like to think it's sound clips of

Lil Bush

:rofl:

[Straight Shooter]

8. Ties? She can buy anything in the world and she buys him ties?

Maybe the CD has "Creep" by Radiohead, and they can dedicate it to our lost America because of that creep bush:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wHbLkp7Pj6o

Creep
When you were here before,
couldn't look you in the eye.
You're just like an angel,
your skin makes me cry.
You float like a feather,
in a beautiful world
I wish I was special,
you're so fucking special.

But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.

I don't care if it hurts,
I want to have control.
I want a perfect body,
I want a perfect soul.
I want you to notice,
when I'm not around.
You're so fucking special,
I wish I was special.

But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?.
I don't belong here

She's running out the door,
she's running,
she run, run, run, run, run.

Whatever makes you happy,
whatever you want.
You're so fucking special,
I wish I was special,

but I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here,
I don't belong here.

[SpiralHawk]

9. Menu for tomorrow's RNC luncheon: Chickenhawk

As usual --