Pickles attends "Fashion Week"

[CatWoman]

First lady Laura Bush, center, poses for photos with designer Michael Volllbracht and Joyce Cullen of Kansas City, a heart disease survivor, before the Red Dress Heart Truth fashion show during Fashion Week in New York, Friday Feb. 2, 2007. (AP Photo/Richard Drew)

why, all of a sudden, am I craving sherbert?

[Neecy]

1. my god...

Why does this woman always look like Ma Joad? Her clothing is almost always wrinkled and ill-fitting. The colors she wears are atrocious. Given her wealth and connections, she could easily look decent and not like she'd just rolled out of bed.

[CatWoman]

4. and what shade of lipstick is she wearing?

"streetwalker red"?

[Sydnie]

20. Why, Blood Sucker, of course.

Same color they always put on that pig.

[Contrary1]

2. My immediate reaction:

:wow:

And then:


:rofl:

[evlbstrd]

3. it's not even red.

[Mabus]

25. But she *is* wearing the correct color for "Homicidal Driver Week"

:rofl:

[evlbstrd]

29. Is that over already?

Crap! When is "Take a Dive Off a Segway Day?" And "Run Over a Scottish Cop With Your Bicycle Day?"

[Mabus]

36. The next one is "Deflation or Devaluation: You Decide Day"

Monday February 18 7:15 AM ET
Bush in Verbal Japan Deflation-Devaluation Debacle

TOKYO (Reuters) - President Bush's wayward way with words sent financial markets wobbling on Monday when he mixed up deflation and devaluation.

Traders couldn't believe their ears when Bush relayed to a news conference that Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi, outlining his plans to revive Japan's economy, had placed equal emphasis in their talks on banks' non-performing loans, ``the devaluation issue'' and regulatory reform.

link: http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2002/press/021902.html

[evlbstrd]

39. Oh, fuck.

Why can't he just puke on somebody?

[Mabus]

40. Because he thought it was better to puke on the entire country

(and its economy) than just one man.

[Kikosexy2]

5. Why does she..

remind me so much of Batman's The Joker?...Well The Joker wore hot pink! and no green....

[ShortnFiery]

11. That's because her overzealous ...

Plastic Surgeons (remember all those camping trips in the woods? hint hint) pulled her facial skin back so far and so TIGHT - that snare drum makers NOW use "the tension factor" as the industry standard. :wow:



Oh, Snap! Rat ta ta tat! :rofl:

[AlCzervik]

6. did anybody tell her it was about fashion? Looks like she saw that hanging in

thw window and she had to have it.

[aquart]

7. I can see the conference that decided on this:

"What can we do that makes us look human?"

"Go to New Orleans?"

"Went. Didn't work. Think of something else."

"Well, NY is having a fashion charity thing..."

"Yes! Fashion! Vanity is human! Charity is human! Go to NY! Fake it for both of us."

[sakabatou]

8. My eyes! They bleed!

[maveric]

9. Looks like casket lining.

Hideous!

[onecent]

28. Oh God, you made me laugh so hard, my husband wants to know

what I'm doing.....LOL lol

[Jacklyn75]

10. It looks like she has a bruise on her leg. She does not know how to dress!

She makes her mother-in-law look like a fashion queen!

[graywarrior]

12. First thing I noticed.

[Kahuna]

13. That scar must be where she had the cancer surgery. nt

[CatWoman]

14. either that

or she's been wrestling pretzels, too.

[SoCalDem]

15. That's one shiny woman.. Laura loves the bling :)

[MisterP]

16. they make Jiang Qing suits in Christmas-tree-ornament colors now?

[Miss Marmelstein]

17. The only.........

label Pickles wears is 'drip dry'!

:bounce: :bounce:

[Cass]

18. She looks like a cardboard cut-out.

Hopefully she'll get some fashion advice from the attendees; she needs it.

[Change has come]

19. I kid you not...

I have these very same drapes. :wow:

[Sydnie]

22. That's why she doesn't have a matching scarf.

Happy now?

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

21. She has no fashion sense, but then she had the ultmate worst taste when selecting

a husband.

[Mabus]

23. Looks like she's part of "Don't let this happen to you" day

:evilgrin:

[AspenRose]

33. How does the saying go?

If you can't be a good example, at least serve as a horrible warning.

[Mabus]

38. And she continues to set new standards, er, warnings everyday.

:evilgrin:

[sarge43]

24. Frump dear .... fashion tip.

When you have an ass with a permanent "This vehicle makes wide turns" sign tacked on it, don't wear shiny materials in eye bleed colors.

[meow mix]

26. nice man-hair, supercuts!

:rofl:

[DawgHouse]

27. I would love it if the What Not To Wear television show

would do Laura. There would be a lot of "what nots".

[Mz Pip]

30. Wonder where she found

the magenta colored couch? Most of her clothes look like they came from old upholstery fabric.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[madrchsod]

31. i saw that thing earlier today

no wonder three of her staff quit this last week....

[madrchsod]

32. Michael Volllbrach is the creative director of bill blass

he was seen later throwing up in the men`s room.

[WinkyDink]

34. Well, sinners go to church, so.........

[napi21]

35. Ya know, every first lady has a wardrobe advisor. It sure seems to me

that sheis following her hubby's lead and hiring the most incompetent misfit "maybe" associated with the fashion world.

Either that, or she(just like hubby) pays no attention to their advise!

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

37. she looks like she's standing in front of the new airport body x-ray machines

a photoshop of a pistol strapped to her thigh would be funny.

[bumblebee1]

41. The color of the suit

makes Laura look like she's dead and forgot to lie down. That color makes her look white like a ghost. That bright red lipstick doesn't help her either.

[Bluebear]

42. She was modeling "styles from other eras" n/t

[Norrin Radd]

43. Is that a tail coming down and to her right from the back of her skirt? n/t

[Caretha]

44. She looks more 'n more like the Joker everyday

and its just so sad about that deformed pinky finger on her right hand.

edited for stupid typo error

[Mend]

45. if (when) she runs over another boyfriend, the blood splatter

won't even show. These conservative homemakers are just remarkable about blood stains....they just can't seem to wash them out, so cover-up, cover-up, cover-up.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

46. From wearing living room drapes to vinyl bathroom shower curtains

I guess that's some sort of progress.

[Kurovski]

47. I see that Laura takes one fashion cue from her husband

by using black people as an accessory to complete her appearance.