When Dumbass referred to "the Internets", he was cluing us in...

[elehhhhna]

that there was one for us and a secret one for their emails.

[jgraz]

1. They have their own TUBES!!!!!111111

[MiniMe]

3. Tubes? I think it is more like a black home!

All of kkkKarl's emails get sucked into it.

[bunkerbuster1]

8. A black home?

You mean the kind that Bush never got invited to?

[jgraz]

11. He just waits until they flood out and moves in the white people

[MiniMe]

15. Oops, typo. That should have been a black hole

And its too late to fix now.

[bunkerbuster1]

16. ok, it's funnier with the typo.

And it inspired some thought.

My conclusion: other than Condi's pied-à-terre for the occasional quickie, I doubt the President has ever been in a black home.

[Bozita]

5. Some folks obviously haven't heard of the White House Plumbers.

For all your tubing needs.

Now, those guys know tubes!

[kineneb]

19. I would never call them for "plumbing" problems- totally incompetent

remember the tape over the door latch at the Watergate? Sheesh.

[mr_hat]

6. Thought it was more like trucks. No?

[jgraz]

9. One More Time: The internet isn't a big truck!!

It's TUBES goddammit TUUUUUUBEEESS!!!!!!

[Moochy]

7. It's more like a Big Truck!

Like one of those portable document shredding trucks.

[Bozita]

13. Yes, like one of Saddam's mobile chemical weapons manufacturing trucks

He had biological ones too!!ll

[Moochy]

14. With one small exception

The shredding trucks exist, and the mobile labs never did, except in power point and some other 3d drawing tool from the looks of those diagrams. :)

[Bozita]

18. Yeah, but those drawings sure sold SoS Powell

"beyond a doubt"

[Orrex]

2. Then all we need to do to crack the case

Is to consult The Google.

[Lars39]

4. Yep.

I've thought of that often since the RNC server mess came to light. You just know that when he was a kid he couldn't keep a secret worth a hoot.

[unpossibles]

10. that crossed my mind too

also during the NSA spying scandal - that maybe they had their own network outside of the spy channels.

[soothsayer]

12. He was proving he's a dumbass, like when he said "I use the google"

[npincus]

17. very good.