Ex Narc sells Pot tips on DVD. 'Never get busted again'.

[Philosoraptor]

http://www.charlotte.com/118/story/165829.html

The formerly straight-laced lawman has become a shaggy-haired militant for the legalization of weed.

Six months ago he released "Never Get Busted Again," in which the former star of West Texas' Permian Basin Drug Task Force gives tips on hiding marijuana (dashboards are rife with nooks and crannies) and throwing off drug-sniffing dogs (coat your tires in fox urine).

"I'm not helping them to break the law. It's clear the law is already being broken," said Cooper, 38, who left law enforcement a decade ago. "I will do anything legal to frustrate law enforcement's efforts to place American citizens in jail for nonviolent drug offenses."

Law officers regard Cooper as a traitor. And some pro-pot activists say Cooper's antics actually undermine their cause.

[wakemeupwhenitsover]

1. I'm stumped at where to get fox urine.

:shrug:

[Philosoraptor]

2. Walmart has Fox Urine in convenient aerosol cans.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

3. Urine 'R' Us

Natch.

:evilgrin:

[Philosoraptor]

6. "Urine good hands with Pot Tips"

[Canuckistanian]

4. Here ya go

For all your wild animal urine needs:
http://www.pestcontrol-solutions.com/urines_all.htm

[wakemeupwhenitsover]

7. OMFG.

:rofl:

One can actually buy animal pee. Who woulda thunk?

Thanks for the link. I'm definitely going to pass it around.

[cherokeeprogressive]

10. I'm amazed that no one has considered HOW the urine is acquired...

Do they follow the animal around in the wild with a cup? My guess is no. Do they cage them for the purpose of harvesting their urine? My guess is yes. So now a blunt or a bong hit is more important than ethical treatment of animals. As a pot smoker, I have a problem with that.

California has a Medical Marijuana law. I have the prescription. No animals are harmed in my enjoyment of THC.

[Jonathan50]

15. "So now a blunt or a bong hit is more important than ethical treatment of animals."

Not at all.

But keeping from having your life ruined over a small amount of a common weed that is made illegal in an act of utter political fantasy is.

If you have a medical marijuana prescription, you aren't supposed to be enjoying the buzz.

[cherokeeprogressive]

16. Not?

Says who?

[Philosoraptor]

8. Ahhh, thanks. My place is INFESTED with weasels.

[radfringe]

12. not that difficult

1. go into the bathrooms at FAUX-spews

2. place tiny cups in urninal drains

3. wait for all urinals to be occupied

4. yell out "Hey everyone ! Piss on the Democrats!"

after they leave, collect the cups

[jmowreader]

14. Any sporting goods store that sells hunting stuff has it

Or you can go to http://www.predatorpee.com (no, I am NOT kidding!!!) and buy coyote, fox, bobcat, mountain lion and wolf urines.

[Union Label]

5. A quick search and

I found a powdered variety. http://www.pestproducts.com/fox_urine.htm

[Philosoraptor]

9. "Pardon me, do you have any powdered fox urine"? "But of course".

[OneBlueSky]

11. I have yet to fathom why some people have this hard-on against pot . . .

it's nothing but a natural mild euphoric that is far less dangerous (ever hear of a pot-room brawl?) than hard lidquor, which is fully legal . . .

[EstimatedProphet]

13. Because it makes for a convenient villain

Alcohol makes 3 martini lunches possible. Pot is used by dirty hippies that don't ever bathe and giggle all the time, and don't invest themselves in being the company men that the captains of industry want to profit off of.