Definition - "Compassionate Conservative"

[Dragonbreathp9d]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=compassionate+conservative

Look for my name, 3rd one down I think.

[EstimatedProphet]

1. My definition: "see selfish asshole."

[Ezlivin]

2. A compassionate conservative discounts the rope he sells you for your hanging

Which, of course, he regrets so he'll pray about your soul as the gallows sighs with your weight.

[Ganja Ninja]

3. As Neil Young put it.

"A kinder gentler machine gun hand."

[rhiannon55]

4. A pictorial definition of 'compassionate conservatism':

Hug a disabled person on the day you make sure she'll never be able to walk without her crutches.

I'm sure that poor girl was grateful for the 'compassionate' hug.:sarcasm:

[thereismore]

6. I think he is actualy feeding off of her energy. Like a compassionate vampire. nt

[rhiannon55]

7. Wow, I think you're right.

Malignant Narcissists have to have their 'supply' of other people's energy, just like vampires.

http://samvak.tripod.com/faq76.html

[TechBear_Seattle]

5. Excerpts from the Religious Right's dictionary

A tad outdated, but still enjoyable.

http://www.serv.net/~techbear/writings/RRDict.html

[Brewman_Jax]

8. Didn't know that they were real

kinda like the Easter Bunny or Lucky the Leprechaun.

Here's one: What's the difference between a Compassionate Conservative and an Honest Lawyer?

I've actually met an Honest Lawyer. I've met neo-cons, conservatives, even a rabid RW racist, but I've never met a Compassionate Conservative.

:P