"I choose to wait" billboard

[Dragonbreathp9d]

I was wondering if anyone else had seen this billboard, put up by a church along I-40 somewhere between the TX border and Abiline and if they could find a picture of it. Its pretty hilarious.

[redqueen]

1. anal doesn't count, though, right?

:rofl:

[Ezlivin]

8. There's only one Holy Hole

All others are free to use as you see fit. Or what you can fit.

As long as the hymen is intact the girl is a virgin.

So it goes...

[BOSSHOG]

10. Yes Mommy I'm still a virgin

[kath]

17. "one Holy Hole" ! BWAH!!

[AlCzervik]

2. For the rapture? To have sex? For Fred Thompson to announce?

[Lone_Star_Dem]

3. For what? For Al Gore to get in the race?

What?

[Dragonbreathp9d]

4. its a pro-abstinence thing

its got a "cool" lookin kid on it smiling

[Fridays Child]

5. I choose to wait to have sex until the Bush twins have lost their virginity.

That seems like a manageable proposition. :evilgrin:

[jmowreader]

12. So you started screwing when they were fourteen, right?

[chelsea0011]

6. to enlist?

[RedCappedBandit]

7. LOL!!!!!

[valerief]

9. Bingo! nt

[Xithras]

11. There's nothing wrong with encouraging abstinence.

Hell, it's the safest form of safe sex there is. The only problem is when it's promoted as the ONLY form of safe sex. But, if abstinence is included as one option in a diverse sex ed package, there's nothing wrong with it.

Nobody should have sex until they are both physically and mentally ready to do so. One of the more attractive women I know happens to be a 28 year old virgin. You have to respect the self-control that has to require.

[BlooInBloo]

13. Holy wllfully missing the point, Batman!

[kath]

18. Actually, masturbation is the safest form of safe sex (since abstinence is NO sex) - but wowza,

remember what kind of trouble Joycelyn Elders got into for even suggesting such a thing.

[uppityperson]

14. This one? Choice is a good thing, so long as it IS freely chosen.

[Dragonbreathp9d]

27. Same type, but the one I saw

had a guy on it. Thanks for posting it though!

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

15. "Chastity is it's own punishment" Bumper sticker I saw.

[cherokeeprogressive]

16. The one I saw said celibacy LOL n/t

[TahitiNut]

19. Hey! You pick YOUR hobbies and I'll pick MY hobbies!

:silly: :dunce:

[cherokeeprogressive]

20. Celibacy as a hobby? Even forsaking Suzy Palm and her sisters? brrrr.... uh uh n/t LOL

[TahitiNut]

21. Do you have any hobbies?

[cherokeeprogressive]

22. Yeah. I do in fact, have hobbies.

[TahitiNut]

23. Do you do them all the time?

:evilgrin:

[cherokeeprogressive]

24. Would that I could!

[TahitiNut]

25. Well ...

:rofl:

See?

[cherokeeprogressive]

26. .

[MiniMe]

28. So, are the freepers saying "Choice" is a good thing?

They seem to be promoting it in the billboard.