Poll: How many crimes has Dick Cheney committed?

[Virginia Dare]

[Phredicles]

1. Too many to count; maybe we should just, like, pick the top 5 to focus on

for the purpose of you-know-which institution getting off their you-know-whats.

[hobbit709]

2. The list of crimes he HASN"T done is shorter.

[valerief]

3. How high the moon? nt

[BlooInBloo]

4. Hm. Is there a law against shooting your friend in the face and having HIM apologize to YOU?

[damntexdem]

8. Well, that's more like a low crime than a high crime.

Know what I mean? ;-)

[sicksicksick_N_tired]

5. WOW!!! Thing is,...we have NO IDEA how many crimes that bastard's committed.

If his activities were ever fully investigated,...we would likely see death-penalty-type violations against the security of this nation. You know it and I know it. If only his activities ever were fully investigated. If only!!!

[Quantess]

6. a couple of people voted "none"!

I hope they were kidding.:wtf:

[damntexdem]

7. Innumerable; but still important to count.

We need to know how many counts there should be. ;-)

[LeftishBrit]

9. Innumerable

He's the devil in disguise. And not very well-disguised either.